Everyone knows that there is a sect on Mount Lingyun called the Lingyun Sect, one of the four great sects of the era. But the Lingyun Sect also has a useless senior disciple named Luo Wumu. As his name suggests, he is blind, too weak to carry a load or lift a hand, and falls over every three steps.
When this useless senior disciple has no choice but to take part in the sect tournament, he somehow defeats his opponent with a single punch. The disciples below whisper among themselves, thinking a miracle has occurred, when Luo Wumu slowly raises his hand and says,
“I don’t think this is right. Something’s definitely wrong here. There must be corruption involved! I’m useless! How could I possibly win?”
The disciples below: “...”
The referee elder: “...”
The elder looks at Luo Wumu, who is full of vigor, then at his opponent, who is sprawled on the ground unconscious, and says, “The winner of this match is Luo Wumu.”
Luo Wumu: “...”
After Luo Wumu descends the mountain, Mu Kui stares at the frail, useless Luo Wumu with a look that says he has his prey right where he wants him. Where Mu Kui cannot see, the corners of Luo Wumu’s mouth slowly curl upward.
After Mu Kui sets three traps to kill Luo Wumu and fails all three times, he decides to pull out his big move and asks his good friend, a charming, flirtatious master of alchemy, for help.
Mu Kui: “I want a potion that will make the person who takes it obediently submit to the person who drugged him.”
Good Friend: “?”
Mu Kui: “Oh, and he’s kind of... afraid of pain.”
Good Friend: “???”
But the result is that Mu Kui gets “eaten” clean, and the other person doesn’t seem to intend to take responsibility.
Question: What do you do if you accidentally sleep with an assassin?
Answer: What else can you do? Of course you deny it.
A scheming, play-the-pig-to-eat-the-tiger bottom x a ruthless assassin, a top whose smile grows wider as his knife grows sharper
Theme: Have the courage to walk your own path
