Chigua System 007 traveled through time, and was inexplicably bound to a metaphysical system. If he didn't count on accumulating merit, he would die.
Song Chuhe, whose only golden finger on the whole body is melon-eating: Don't panic, I can't tell fortunes, but I can eat melons, so I'll be sure!
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There was a loud noise under the overpass, and the fortune teller Song Chuhe made his debut.
No need to read faces, no need to touch bones, no need to be fancy, no need to do six-line divination, just say your name, and your story will follow.
"Mr. Wang, your head is a little green, go home and see your children!"
"Ms. Li, you had a smooth first half of your life, but you were a little bit love-minded. Your husband is not your husband. I suggest you look through the refrigerator. There will be a surprise."
"Miss Yu, where did your family and friends come from? You may suffer a bloody disaster today. You are only suitable for your career. The brains of relatives are really important. "
"Mr. Lin, isn't it because your grandma gave you a dream in the middle of the night because you went to the wrong grave?"
On that day, Mr. Wang caught his wife and the housekeeper in bed, posted a divorce agreement to announce the divorce, and kicked the housekeeper and his wife out. The Liu Group escaped disaster and gave Song Chuhe a gift on the spot to thank Song Chuhe for saving his life.
The next day, the police station caught a murderer who had been absconding for a long time. Miss Li became an enthusiastic and good citizen who reported the crime. Miss Li thanked Song Chuhe in public.
On the third day, Miss Yu brazenly sent her family members to the police station for murdering her. The stock price of the Yu family plummeted, but the transformation was inexplicably successful. Miss Yu personally sent a million red envelopes to thank Song Chuhe.
On the fourth day, Mr. Lin hurriedly went to Nai's grave. When he got home at night, he finally stopped having nightmares. He knelt down and almost knocked Song Chuhe on the spot, which shocked the whole network.
For a time, Song Chuhe's reputation as a divine fortune teller shocked the entire Wangjing City. Countless bigwigs squatted under the overpass to watch over Song Chuhe, waiting to ask her to tell her fortunes. Song Chuhe kept collecting all kinds of gifts.
Song Chuhe:? Are all of them so superstitious?
All the big guys: It's not bad, this is a true spirit!
Later, people from the Wangjing City Public Security Bureau would come to her stall from time to time to make fortunes. Wangjing City Criminal Police: Among other things, Miss Song's calculation of wanted criminals was accurate!
Later, a certain chief said: Damn it, come to our police station and identify this person!
Captain of a certain criminal police team: My dear, have you considered coming to our police station?
Song Chuhe: I don't do it, I'm just eating melons happily. They rushed to give me red envelopes, and the police officers wanted to pull me ashore. Could I have encountered a liar?
Purpose: World peace