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There are various pre-receipts in the column, please click and collect them! "The evil stepmother came to the door for five melons" "The sickly elder sister-in-law is trapped in the heart-throb Shura field" "How can the evil canary be the heart-throb~"
The melon-eating system 007 brought a belated melon-eating ceremony to a vicious fake daughter who was unlucky enough to be stuffed into a large garbage variety show.
The original owner made a lot of mistakes on the variety show and was accused of various crimes. Even when he returned to his real home, he was not welcomed. In the end, he was bullied to death online.
Beautiful Mute: Yeah! Eat melon at close range.
All the guests on the variety show were eagerly preparing to blame Song Chuhe.
Song Chuhe: Okay, okay! All melons.
Shock! They actually did this on a variety show?
[Oh my god, how did he manage to bring three lovers to a variety show without falling over?
Oh shit! Who the hell told me! Why is there a trafficking variety show here?
Shocked! This male star is illiterate, drives without a license, and gets into hit-and-run accidents. The victim is actually another female star? !
Song Chuhe was eating the melon without paying any attention, and everyone's eyes fell on her.
That night, four male stars gathered together for promiscuity, with their butts shining and became a trending topic. The four male stars staged a fight and the director was cuckolded. They were all arrested and the variety show collapsed.
The next day, the kidnapping village collective went to the police to complain, but they were all arrested, and the variety show collapsed for the second time.
On the third day, the male star drove without a license and was severely beaten by the female star. He reported tax evasion with his real name, and the female star was finally vindicated.
Fans who heard Song Chuhe's voice through the camera were collectively shocked! No, how many people are there in this entertainment industry? !
Check! Check them all for me! Let's make the official dad show! Please!
Netizen: Song Chuhe! Don't fucking back out of the circle yet! Eat! Eat it for me! I want to see how many people there are in the entertainment industry!
Song Chuhe, who was about to quit the entertainment industry, suddenly became popular. Her official father found her and asked her to participate in a variety show as a mascot, "Today is your turn!" Spot checks were conducted across the entire network, including tax inspections, urine inspections, and contract inspections.
As soon as the news came out, the entire entertainment industry was shocked, and artists were sweating. Soon the entertainment industry collapsed one by one, and there was simply no one to keep up with the variety.
Audience: It's good if it collapses, it's good if it collapses! We're not crazy yet (crying)
Artists in the entertainment industry: I sincerely beg to be let go!
A certain director: Sister, there is someone here, do you want to come and identify him?
A certain captain: Girl, have you considered the iron rice bowl?
Song Chuhe: I don't make anything, I just eat it, and suddenly they rush to give me money, gifts and resources~
Song Chuhe enjoyed eating the melons, but it was suddenly revealed that Song Chuhe was a fake daughter who had seized someone else's identity and was living under someone else's roof. He stubbornly refused to leave and eventually sent his adoptive father and mother to prison. As a result, Song Chuhe was ridiculed by the crowd and exposed on the Internet.
But that day, the Song Group, the top wealthy family in Yanjing, publicly posted on Weibo @: A real daughter worthy of the name! The most precious treasure of our family has been recovered.
The father of a top rich man: @, dad just bought you some gold mines to play with!
Noble and wealthy mother: @, mom just bought you some sets of top-quality jewelry. You can wear them for fun if you have nothing to do.
The brother-in-law of the libertine tyrant: @ Songchuhe, all the shares of the Song Group have been transferred to my sister, who is the lost treasure of our family.
The indifferent and aloof elder sister: @, baby Hehe is not happy anymore. Go home and inherit the family property. My sister will buy you a company for fun!
The gloomy and yandere second sister: @, baby Hehe, who is scolding you? My sister's mouth has been relatively undefeated recently.
Silly dog's arrogant brother: @ Songchuhe, sister, whoever dares to speak against you will have his head knocked off!
People in the entertainment industry:? ? ? I have become a clown emotionally. This is not a fake daughter. This is clearly the misfortune of being the favored young lady of a wealthy family.
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At first, the Song family, the top wealthy family in Wangjing, was indifferent because they had found their long-lost daughter. However, when they heard Song Chuhe's voice, the whole family was indifferent.
[It's miserable, it can be described with more than one word!
[In a good family of villains, each one is worse than the last. How shameful!
A group of villains who have their own personalities and can't deal with each other: Damn, she has such a venomous mouth, stop talking about it and break the defense!
When Song Chuhe returned home, her family gave her red envelopes one after another, and the Supreme Unlimited Black Card made her use it like crazy!
There are even yachts and mansions falling from the sky. How expensive and luxurious they are and they automatically fly to you the next day! ! !
Song Chuhe: The more I think about it, the more I am afraid. I am an unpopular real daughter! Why are they so nice to me all of a sudden!
Villains: What are you afraid of? We are the ones who get chills on our backs.
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