I Relied on the Irony System to Get Promoted and Get a Raise from the CEO.

Being PUAed by the boss, dumped by colleagues, looked down upon by interns from related households... At twelve o'clock in the night, the poor laborer who was still working overtime broke through his defense. While writing a plan, he punched the air with martial arts fists. "Ding, congratulations on binding the [Ironymology System]!" "This system can help you change what others have not said into the completely opposite meaning!" So. ——When it was lunch time, Yan Xi took out the lunch box he had brought. The boss suddenly approached: "Is this the meal you cooked last night after you got home from get off work?" Analysis: "Yes..." There are employees who don't work overtime at night and still have time to cook? The boss immediately changed his face: "Yan Xi, you have time to cook at night, why not..." Analysis on how to activate skills quickly! Boss: "... Cook more dishes!" Yan Jian nodded calmly: "Copy that, we'll have extra food tonight." Boss:? Didn't he want people to work overtime for a few more hours? "Who asked you to add extra food? I asked you to add extra food for a few more hours..." Yan Analysis smiled in confusion: "Thank you boss for your repeated concern, I will do it." Boss: "... Okay." ——At the plan review meeting, the boss was furious, and the veteran colleague wiped away tears: "Boss, listen to me, this matter is all about words..." The scapegoat is coming, Yan Analysis immediately activates his skills! Laoyoutiao paused for a moment: "Yan Jie silently watched me do it all!" Boss: "What are you doing with your comments?" Laoyoutiao: "No, I mean, I didn't do this, Yan Analysis did it... That's weird!" Boss: "Who did it?" Laoyoutiao: "... Me." Yan Jian burst into tears and patted the old fritter on the shoulder: "Brother, you are so responsible!" —— Yan Xi's intern from a well-connected company got into a big trouble, and Yan Xi was called in for an interview by the president. The president's expression dropped to freezing point, and Yan Xi knew that he would be in trouble this time. I activated the retort skill just to lighten the atmosphere. President: "Yan Xi, please resign." Analysis:? System failed? President:? What did I say? Yanji grabbed his work badge and asked cautiously: "President, can you say it again?" President: "... Yanxi, please get promoted. Your boss is resigning soon." Analysis: What a risk! When Yan Xi left the president's office, the intern from the relationship eavesdropped outside the door and sighed sincerely: "Brother Yanxi, have you ever seen those kind of group favorite articles?" "You are cared about by your boss, loved by your colleagues, and favored by the president. You are the favorite of our company!" Analysis: Haha, if it weren't for the system, I would have been wiped out long ago. ——At the end of the year, Yanxi, as an outstanding employee of the year, won the opportunity to build a team with President Lu Xiao! It rained suddenly at the team building site, and Yan Xi accidentally took the last umbrella, only to realize that the president didn't have an umbrella! Lu Xiao refused to let others give him an umbrella and got wet and had a high fever. Yan Analysis went to the room to visit guiltily late at night. "Analysis..." Yanji was afraid that the CEO would blame him for taking the umbrella, so he activated the rhetorical skill! "Hold me tight." Yan Analysis suddenly raised his eyes! "Ahem..." Lu Xiao smiled and corrected, "I want to say, stay away from me. I have a cold and it will infect you." "Sorry... For speaking out what was on my mind." Is the irony... Something that comes from your heart? Yan Analysis pursed his lips, took a deep breath, walked to the bed, and hugged Lu Xiao gently. ——Small theater: A long time later, one night after Yan Xi and Lu Xiao confirmed their relationship. Yan Xi crawled away from Lu Xiao with red eyes, but was dragged back again: "Xiao Xi, come again..." Yan Jian couldn't stand it anymore and activated the rhetorical skill! Lu Xiao: "... Do it again a hundred million times." Lu Xiao:? Lu Xiao thoughtfully said: "It turns out that Xiao Xi still wants so much." Analysis:? He's not he didn't. Who can tell him why the opposite of once is billions of times? This is a broken system! ------- The copy was written on 2024.09.16 And has been screen shot ------- Intention: Only by being positive can there be hope