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1.
By an accident, college student Luo Yu entered an absurdly involved world——
People here actually take potions to completely stop sleeping and work 24 hours a day!
Unable to understand, Luo Yu lay down on the table and forced himself to sleep.
The roommate who had never slept in his life was sent to the hospital as if he was in a coma...
In order to sleep properly.
Luo Yu filled in [Spreading Classical Culture-Sleeping] into the anchor signing form.
Certified [Sleep Blogger], live streaming sleep every day.
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, Luo Yu sat in the bathtub.
He held mulled wine in his left hand and a book of poetry in his right hand.
Put a mask on your face and play music in your ears.
Wear a cotton bathrobe and put on silk pajamas.
Light the sleep incense and bury yourself deeply in the soft bed.
The operation ends——
The popularity of live broadcast is at the bottom.
However, when he woke up, the number of viewers of the live broadcast——
Surprisingly, it turned out to be six figures!
Luo Yu:? ? ? So many people watching him sleep?
The barrage started from [Is this person crazy? ], And after one night it becomes:
[My wife sleeps so well, it's the first time that sleeping is so interesting]
[That's my wife upstairs! My wife's face is so soft, kiss her and poke her]
[Lick the screen, lick the screen, lick the screen...]
2.
Under Luo Yu's sleep beauty craze, the sleep renaissance trend has set off across mankind!
The top person in charge of the International Federation for Human Progress, the talented young professor Song Lingyuan, after hearing the report from his subordinates.
In the name of disrupting social order and affecting social progress, Luo Yu's account was mercilessly banned.
Unexpectedly, with the secret support of civil reactionary organizations, which the federation regarded as a thorn in its side.
Luo Yu's sleeping live broadcast has revived on a small scale!
Close again. Rekindle it again!
Close again. Rekindle it again!
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After sweeping and sleeping for the Nth time.
When Song Lingyuan saw the broadcast start reminder pop up on her phone again, she became furious.
But he accidentally slipped his hand into the live broadcast room.
Then...
His expression was gloomy, but his eyes were fixed.
I watched the live broadcast for a long time.
The most expensive rocket was given away.
He accidentally became the top brother on the list.
The subordinate was shocked: "Professor, you——"
Song Lingyuan calmly threw away her phone:
"It's just a slippery hand."
"Confusing people's minds, permanently ban!"
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Small theater:
Someday in the future.
A subordinate called Professor Song urgently about something.
It took a long time to answer the phone, but I heard the professor getting angry: "Why are you making all the noise at night?"
! What is this, waking up irritated, one of the side effects of sleeping!
The subordinates were shocked:
"Professor, you are not... Sleeping, are you?"
Cautiously: "Didn't you take the potion?"
Minefield Disco: "Didn't you say that even if everyone in the world went to sleep, you wouldn't sleep?"
"..."
Song Lingyuan was thinking about whether to send his subordinates abroad, but Luo Yu beside him suddenly bit him aggrievedly in his sleep:
"It's so noisy."
Song Lingyuan took a breath and lowered her voice:
"Shut up, you don't understand the joy of sleeping with your wife in your arms."
Quickly hung up the phone.
Single subordinate:......
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Note:
1. Character design: Diao Er knows himself·The little sun plays the beautiful character×Heart of stone·Meticulous and calculating ascetic attack
2. In the modern imaginary world, do not substitute realistic logic ~ giving up sleep is a background setting and will not explain scientific principles in detail
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Pre-released article "The poor landlord was bullied by the tenant again" please collect it~
Copywriting:
On the day Song Zhiyao turned eighteen, his parents happily took out a bunch of keys.
"Congratulations on your coming of age! Let me tell you a secret, our family actually relies on rent collection! From now on, the keys to this group of tenants will be handed over to you!"
Song Zhiyao raised his eyes and looked at the dilapidated rental house where he had lived for eighteen years:...?
The next day, both parents disappeared, leaving only a note.
The note had the rent collection address written on it.
And a reminder in red and bold:
[Be sure to complete rent collection before midnight on the 1st of every month!
The 1st of the following month.
Song Zhiyao took seven keys, took the bus to the address left by his parents, and started collecting rent on time.
Wow.
The whole building belongs to their family.
It's a pity that it's so wasteful, with only one family living on each floor.
He knocked on the door of 101.
A silver-haired vampire wearing a black robe opened the door.
"I'm going to starve to death. If I starve to death, I won't be able to pay the rent. Let me have a bite first."
Song Zhiyao: "Only one bite." For money!
He brought his fair neck under the moonlight in front of the vampire.
The vampire squinted his eyes, exposed his sharp teeth, held the person in his arms and savored it to his heart's content.
It has been a long, long time since he enjoyed such delicious blood...
201.
A boy with cat ears opened the door.
The boy's soft tail hooked his legs and brought him to the sofa:
"No human has jerked me off since I transformed... You make me happy, and I'll pay the rent."
Song Zhiyao was so attracted by the cat-eared boy that he had no choice but to rub his cat ears and touch his belly.
He was panting from the busy work, until the boy began to hum comfortably in his arms.
——But suddenly a fierce look appeared in his eyes, and he pressed him on the sofa and licked and bit him!
301.
There lived a newly born android.
"No human being is willing to love me, and I have no motivation to live."
The android looked sad, "Can you call me baby? It will make me feel loved."
"Baby." For money, Song Zhiyao responded to every request, "Can you pay the rent?"
"It sounds good, it sounds good, can you shout it again?"
The android seemed to have his excitement switch turned on, and pressed Song Zhiyao against the wall with one hand.
"Call me a few more times... Call me baby, baby..."
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Collecting rent is too difficult!
Song Zhiyao felt sore all over and had a dry mouth, and finally came to 701.
The door opens.
Finally! There is a normal human being living inside!
However...
It turned out to be his sworn enemy in school who shared bunk beds in the same dormitory and targeted him everywhere!
The arch-nemesis looks like he's been waiting for this for a long, long time.
I waited until my brows were filled with anger!
"Can you get rid of all those annoying things downstairs?"
The archenemy thrust a card into his arms.
"Come to me directly from now on and I'll hand over seven copies."
Song Zhiyao hated this rival in school the most, and threw the card back with disdain: "Tch, believe it or not, I will drive you away first!"
The two quarreled, and Song Zhiyao lost track of time for a moment.
——Accidentally, we reached zero o'clock.
The moment the bell rang, countless terrifying tentacles suddenly erupted from the body of the enemy!
Pull him all into the house!
Later... Later that night.
Tentacles wrapped around him, toying with, grabbing.
Not only did he fail to drive away his mortal enemy, he also failed to do so himself.
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When leaving the rent collection building, Song Zhiyao was carried into the car.
He was desperate.
I won't have to go through this kind of torture on the first of every month from now on!
Soon Song Zhiyao discovered it.
Once a month?
Ha, he is still too naive...
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Maybe it's the heartthrob literature of everyday obsession?
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Intention: Haste makes waste