After Discovering My Crush Is a Kitten

Lin Zhiyu is a comic artist who occasionally draws a little something spicy.

But lately, he's been trying to hide his kinks as well as he can! He absolutely can't let them get out!

That's because he's got a new neighbor, Jiang Che, someone Lin Zhiyu has had a crush on for a long time.

Lin Zhiyu doesn't want his crush to find out what a total pervert he is. How's a horny guy supposed to chase someone? Show off his 36 kinks?

And not long ago, Lin Zhiyu got hustled by a Maine Coon at the foot of his apartment building.

"Wow, you're the prettiest cat I've ever seen. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you." And so the Maine Coon moved into Lin Zhiyu's place.

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Jiang Che's heat arrived, so he had no choice but to move next door to Lin Zhiyu, who smelled like catnip.

The two became neighbors.

In his Maine Coon form, Jiang Che curled up comfortably in Lin Zhiyu's arms, greedily breathing in his scent.

From then on, the Maine Coon was surrounded by catnip every day. Jiang Che also started having some new experiences:

"You little rascal! You knocked over my cup."

Lin Zhiyu picked up the cat and gave him a few smacks!

Jiang Che, inexplicably getting spanked: ...

"Kitty, kitty, the cutest creature in the world."

Lin Zhiyu happily spun around with the cat in his arms, bouncing him up and down.

Jiang Che, inexplicably getting a ride on an aerial pendulum: ...

"Kitties aren't allowed to eat my chips."

Lin Zhiyu flicked the cat on the forehead and shoved him aside with an elbow.

Jiang Che, inexplicably getting elbowed: ...

Then Lin Zhiyu realized Jiang Che had been going out with the same person lately, and had even let that person stay over.

Lin Zhiyu buried his face in the Maine Coon's belly and wailed, "Can't you stop liking someone else?"

Jiang Che, equally dizzy from having his head shaken around, but with a soft face pressed against his belly: ...What a dummy.

His phone suddenly buzzed. Lin Zhiyu checked it.

[Jiang Che: I'm single right now.]

Jiang Che also discovered Lin Zhiyu's strange expressions.

"Younger guys are great, younger guys are divine, younger guys are the best! Big brother is my destined wife!"

"Alpha competition, we need an alpha competition! I'll take them all! Seven people, one for each day!" "Anyone under 18 cm doesn't deserve to be a top!"

"A poor little intersex guy is saved, sob, perfection! Your lover was only late, that's all!"

The Maine Coon jumped onto the table and looked at Lin Zhiyu's computer screen, tilting his head. Then Jiang Che realized Lin Zhiyu was drawing his comic-book likeness.

But naked.

Jiang Che: ...

[Bonus Scene]

Having a cat raised Lin Zhiyu's happiness by a whole level. He decided to donate to an animal rescue organization every month to show his gratitude for the joy the cat had brought him! May the Cat God bless us!

He also brought home a pitiful three-legged cat.

Lin Zhiyu patted the Maine Coon. "Look, this is your new friend. It's so pitiful, it's missing a leg. Don't bully it, okay?"

The Maine Coon meowed in protest all night.

The next day, Jiang Che sent him a message.

[I heard you rescued a kitten. I know someone who'd be a perfect adopter.]

[I mean, could you please only keep one cat?]

[Also, you got my measurements wrong.]

1. The cover uses a designer template image. It wasn't commissioned, exclusive, or AI-generated.

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