[Coming soon: The Years Satoru Gojo Became a Dad [Jujutsu Kaisen]. Blurb at the end]
Chidori Ruru: “Don't eat an apple that a cat has slept on, or you'll turn into a cat!”
Satoru Gojo: “Don't worry, I'm the strongest! That kind of thing could never happen to me!”
Short story
Coming soon: The Years Satoru Gojo Became a Dad
Satoru Gojo: I had a dream that I became my own kid and called myself Dad.
Suguru Geto: What a coincidence. I dreamed I became your kid and called you Dad too.
Toji: What a nightmare. That brat had a girlfriend, and I called him Dad?
Sukuna: ...
Grade 1 Jujutsu Sorcerer Fujiwara Renna has been feeling troubled lately.
Even having the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer as her boyfriend can't solve it.
In fact, he's the source of her troubles.
For example, when he had to go overseas for a two-week mission, he worried she might get bored and downloaded a game for her.
But why are people popping out of this game? And why are they all little kids?!
Watching a bunch of toddlers gleefully wreck the house, Fujiwara Renna is getting gray hairs.
They even call out “Daddy” to the person at the door. Wait, Daddy?
Fujiwara Renna slowly looks up and locks eyes with the real, white-haired, strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer, standing in the entryway looking utterly bewildered as the toddlers swarm around him.
Satoru Gojo: I was gone for two weeks. How did I come back to find a bunch of five- and six-year-old kids here? Wait, why does this toddler look so familiar?
The future kids have all regained their memories: I feel like I had a nightmare...
○ Why does this totally unscientific child-rearing game exist?!
○ Raise the kids' levels to solve the problems plaguing Jujutsu Society
○ Satoru Gojo has kids now
○ My best friend turned into my kid?!
Theme: When three people walk together, one of them is bound to teach me something!