After retiring from quick transmigration, Su Chi transmigrated into the body of a sickly, married minor character with a child.
His scandals included, but were not limited to:
A fake face, no acting skills, throwing his weight around, seducing an older man, and spreading rumors to frame the protagonist.
When he officially announced that he was joining a parenting variety show, the entire internet mocked him:
[What kind of show is this that it needs Young Master Su to show up in person?~ (loopy face)]
[Maybe the old man finally got his eyesight treated and kicked him out.]
[Well, that's something to celebrate. But still, @Su Chi, get off the show!]
Su Chi's response: No.
Then filming began.
On camera, Su Chi had strikingly beautiful features. His looks were usually quite intense, but his pale complexion gave him a sickly, delicate air. When he lowered his lashes, he looked even more pitiful and lovable.
The viewers: Holy crap! Who is this beauty?
Other parents went jogging at six and made breakfast.
Su Chi slept until after eight, while his little one got up, washed up, made his own milk, and thoughtfully prepared a sandwich for his dad.
The child next door got mad and threw a bowl because the food wasn't to his liking.
Su Chi's kid not only cleared his plate, but also made his dad finish all his carrots, insisting that no one should be a picky eater.
The production team set a challenge, and the other children were devastated when they failed to get the ranking they wanted.
Su Chi's kid got last place, then comforted him. "It's okay, Daddy's already amazing."
The viewers: Boss, I'll take this kid! I'll have him packed up and taken home right now!
As the show became a huge hit, internet crazies argued nonstop over who would steal the kid and who would get to take the wife.
Then the chairman of the Xi Group posted a photo on Weibo of Su Chi and the little one sleeping angelically.
@Xi Jinyan: [Image] Mine.
------------Novel: The Villain's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old
Youyou was a magical little parrot who could turn back time.
One day, he accidentally entered a book and was saved by a villainous couple. From then on, he had two human dads.
His big daddy was handsome and rich, a famous CEO of a publicly listed company. But he was about to face a stock market crash, bankruptcy, and finally death in a plane accident.
His little daddy was a captivating top-tier star at the height of his fame, but would eventually die of depression after being caught up in scandals.
To repay them, Youyou woke up as a three-and-a-half-year-old human child, before the story's plot had even begun.
Youyou clenched his little fists and swore to himself:
This time, he would never let his dads meet the same fate!
------------Novel: The Panda Cub Goes Viral After Livestreaming
Ranran was a three-month-old panda cub.
With his fluffy fur and soft little belly, he tricked lots of people into giving him bowls of milk and ate until he was round and plump. A tiny black-and-white bundle sprawled in his cradle, like a sesame rice ball with its filling spilling out.
One day, he got bored and broke out of his enclosure. He accidentally got lost in the mountains, then was seized by a System that demanded he play the fiance of a two-legged creature.
He'd heard his fiance was ruthless, cold, and sinister, a great demon who hated all things soft and fluffy!
Ranran couldn't transform into human form, so he was frightened enough to pack up and flee in the middle of the night.
The System flew into a rage. If he didn't do the mission, it would throw away his formula.
Ranran: QAQ
Just as he was about to give in, a man found him and took him home. By chance, Ranran earned more formula than he could drink and delicious apples by acting cute on livestream, so he couldn't care less about the System's threats.
Until one day, Ranran accidentally transformed into a human and discovered that the man was offering a fortune to find him.
System: Oh wow, he's that great demon fiance of yours. (Sinister whisper)
------------Novel: I Went Viral After Starting an Advice Livestream
In the second semester of his senior year, Pei Yang prepared to debut as a star.
But just before his debut, his agency ghosted him, saying he had too many scandals. His manager felt sorry for him and found him a job to make ends meet: a risqué male streamer.
So viewers clicked into the livestream and saw Pei Yang in a maid outfit, giving relationship advice?
"How can you tell if your boyfriend wants to marry you? Get pregnant. Pretend to be pregnant."
"Can't get pregnant because your husband's impotent? What if you're the beard?"
"Do you have a chance with your crush? Sure. The circus has a part for you tonight."
The viewers thought it was ridiculous. [Does a risqué streamer need to create a persona too? He's just selling himself.]
[Even TV dramas don't go this far. You can see the script a mile away.]
[I'll just watch casually. It's decent as background entertainment.]
But before long: Why is Mom asking me why I'm watching the livestream on my knees...
"Streamer, you were right. I mentioned pregnancy and he broke up with me. After seven years together, he was just treating me like a free housekeeper!"
"Heaven has eyes! The gay man who tricked me into marriage got tricked himself. He caught a disease and got sterilized. He'll be infertile for the rest of his life!"
"Waaah, streamer, my crush has a crush too. I'm the clown after all!"
The whole internet:
[The relative who introduced me to someone kept saying it was for my own good, but really just wanted to use me as a favor to trade!]
[We were together for three years, and my boyfriend's 700,000 yuan bride price was all counterfeit money. He wanted to rob me and kill me too! Aaaaah!]
[LOL. I used to brush him off, but now I'm studying every frame!]
[This is the kind of online class college students should be taking!]
The livestream took off, and Pei Yang became famous.
The top tipper had troubles of his own lately. He'd been dumped by his online boyfriend, so he paid a fortune to call in.
Pei Yang saw that handsome, striking face and felt springtime was coming for him again. "Heartbroken from an online relationship? That's because you haven't met me. Why not find someone new, handsome?"
The top tipper laughed.
Pei Yang cried.
Damn it!
Can someone tell him why his top tipper was the same online boyfriend who had dumped him?
Theme: Be independent and self-reliant, and strive for a happy, harmonious life.
It doesn't matter, come on ^0^~
Dad, do you still remember the readers by Daming Lake?
It turns out it was Lao Duangeng who made the mistake and blocked him
It's been almost a year, right? Can I still wait until this book is finished? 🤔🤔
When will it be updated? I beg you to finish this book well and don't cheat me. Baby, even though I'm warned that updates are unstable, I can't stop updating them for half a year 😭 😭
Can I get a refund if I don't update?
Damn it, I finally waited, thanks for not giving up
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Come on, update, don't be fooled.
Hey, can you please stop hindering old fathers from falling in love?