A Guide to Elegant Madness

Updates every other day, 9 a. M. Or 9 p. M. Updates at other times are to correct typos I'm going to Bai Ding to walk at night, not to provoke monsters or gods. If you don't see me on the list of gods, don't look for me in case of disaster. ———— A rag-picking gangster in an elegant suit (Arrogant and frank but too upright, 1st year × gentle and tough but gloomy and sensitive, 2nd year) ＞The world is sick, and people have not stopped fighting back. Stay elegant and express your anger. Please remember the following mantras: classic, laugh, urgent, and urgent. Question: How can you pick up rags elegantly? Qiao Yuwen: Wear a suit. Question: Why pick up rags? Qiao Yuwen: I hate destroying the world for any reason. If I really love people, I will build a world that loves them. Pick up the tatters of the world and make it a world full of flowers. >The vision plot is loading... Welcome to [Heavy Industry Wasteland]! Humanity relied on the technology of the Old Gods to escape the apocalypse and came to the green wasteland. They were afraid of the Sun God civilization in the primitive jungle and settled in a corner of the continent. A miracle came again. After two pioneering efforts, people finally won the jungle war and established a new human survival area. Human civilization rises in the new wasteland. However, the residents of the new wasteland are complex in composition, gods are supreme, strange phenomena are everywhere, feathered people, immortals, humans, and monsters coexist, and everyone enters adventure mode. In the new wasteland with advanced technology, only the [Cloud System] can protect you at any time. But it is said that there is another system that is hard to come by. ＞It crashed at the beginning! The sky fell when Qiao Yuwen, the young master of the Qiao family, was born. Before he was born, his parents adopted seven older brothers and sisters. His parents have high hopes for him, hoping that he will awaken an invincible system. A year later, my parents' smiles can still be maintained. For two or three years, my parents only took my elder brothers and sisters with them when they went out. Six years have passed, and Master Qiao has found no such person. When he was seven years old, the young master's life was completely in chaos. Opening the toilet, the eldest brother went to the toilet without locking the door. He only heard him say: "Come out by yourself." The other party did not agree, "I'll give you 100W, get out of my ass." Qiao Yuwen silently closed the door. This was the [General Boss Constipation System]. He turned around and looked at his second brother, who adjusted his glasses and blushed with joy. "Brother hasn't pooped so hard for a long time. A high-end diamond must be born." This is the [gentle scum profiteer system]. The third brother came out of the tent with dark circles under his eyes and shouted: "We resisted seven enemy attacks in one night!" The fourth brother, dressed in white, was holding a compass and said coldly: "That's because the eldest brother pooped seven times in one night and kept my virginity blocked in the toilet." This is the [Living Soldier King System] and the [Ghost-Catching and Immortality-Cultivation System]. Brother Wu stretched out a claw from the wormhole: "Have you seen my golden Christmas beetle girl? It's dangerous and charming!" This is [Interstellar Heartthrob System]. Qiao Yuwen tried to work hard to compete with other system hosts as a loser. Unexpectedly, the Sixth Sister had already read his thoughts, finished his homework in advance and threw it in front of him, "If you do it again, you will still be a loser." This is [Rebirth Mind Reading System]. Qiao Yuwen could only run to the seventh sister's ward to cry in humiliation, and accidentally pulled out the seventh sister's tube. The six brothers and sisters came together to drive Qiao Yuwen out of Qiao's house. This is the [Sick Yangzi Group Pet System]. "Everyone has a golden finger, but I don't! What's wrong with me!" Twenty years later, Qiao Yuwen dug up a flying skeleton while picking up rags, "Do you want this gold system, this silver system, or this ordinary treasure appraisal system?" Qiao Yuwen cried and took away the treasure identification system, and dug out five corpses according to the system prompts. "Tongzi, are you sure?" "System prompt: Mission completed, rewarded with a pair of silver handcuffs" "The Work Safety Supervision Bureau is enforcing the law and you are under arrest." The first-class meritorious officer of the little transparent Zhu Wuyu was caught just like that. >Urgent, how do you explain to an ordinary policeman which end of the mermaid is the fish? Qiao Yu was imprisoned after hearing the news, and no one believed him when he told the truth. Fortunately, he was saved by a beauty, who even wanted to be my boyfriend! ! ! Beauty or my true love? ? ? It seems like a final fantasy of picking up rags before starving to death... ＞How to meet your crush without losing your vest? The unscrupulous, immoral, and indiscriminate leader of the cleaning team returned to his youth and turned out to be a garbage dealer who was disliked by thousands of people with upright values, responsible, and extremely possessive! The subordinates who suffered so much were in disbelief, and after all kinds of temptations, they finally made up their mind to walk this road with you again. Then the boss was covered in bruises when he was young. He licked his wounds alone and was angry with everyone, so he had to use a honey trap on him! We sent a beautiful general. Zhu Wuyu is just an ordinary fishing guy in this world. He can catch no fish, but he can't catch Qiao Yuwen; As for why... Of course it is to punish the cruel ** who must be **** hard (banned) ＞Pisces CP: This world is ridiculous, I love you normally, follow the rules, and be aboveboard Zhu Wuyu: After fishing for a long time, you finally like me. Qiao Yuwen: I like you, I love you openly and honestly, I don't love you in a roundabout way, and I don't need to prove it by the twisted laws of this world. ＞Both lose their horses No matter who you are, no matter how insignificant you are to others, I only remember that you are my treasure. I will accompany you all the way and never let you be alone again. >The trash dealer has a legendary family history, igniting the small universe, and the most "crazy" cleaning team in the interstellar is at your service wholeheartedly! ! ! Originally I just wanted to pick up rags and live a peaceful life, but accidentally I ended up in heaven. Birds of prey return to their nests, all spirits return to their rings, and their true masters are back. Qiao Yuwen looked at the distant home planet, and for the n+10086th time, he felt that the world could not be more crazy. Can the devil also create a utopia? No, I just want to pick up rubbish... Well, since the world is sick, then cure it. If it can't be cured, clean it up and give waste products a chance to turn into treasure. 1. The wasteland world is full of strange phenomena. 2. Humans, gods, immortals and monsters coexist, and the whole people awakens to the system. 3. Free love worldview, no objectified gender, the plot is mainly based on the emotional line of the two male protagonists, and there is no third party in Shuangqiangqiang Arrow. The group portrait plot has an equal proportion of male and female characters, and all sexual orientations are equal. Please don't enter if you have any concerns. 4. The protagonists are all human and can be cleared in one life. 5. The world view is huge and there are mountains of private facilities. If you encounter a thunderstorm, please automatically dodge and swipe right to exit to prevent accidental injury. 6. All contents in this article are fictional and have nothing to do with reality. For preview, please watch "I will be the best in the underworld" >Introduction A salesman who can bring life to the dead is forced to complete 100 "soul sales orders" in the underworld. The last customer is his lover whom he has loved for a long time but has lost his memory. When I think of you again, when you remember me again, the bridge ends are one and two wide. > It was a rainy night when Jiang Feng accompanied his client to catch the mistress. The rain that day was heavier than when Yiping begged her father, so the two of them had a car accident. The Yin Chai who picked him up said that Jiang Feng would go to tongue-pulling hell for lying every day in the ordinary world. Jiang Feng tried hard to get a chance to go to heaven. After hearing the lie, the Yin Chai decided to let Jiang Feng find another job in the underworld. "Stay in the underworld and work as a salesperson. The professional counterpart will give you a chance to start over by helping 100 souls reincarnate." Jiang Feng showed off his talents in the underworld, pretending to be a sexy mother to help orphan souls re-enter reincarnation, turning into a curly puppy to guide a blind grandfather to a new life, helping a girl who died in a fire complete a wedding, transforming into a fox and leading her cubs across the Naihe Bridge... Finally it was the turn of the 100th soul who was unwilling to be reincarnated, and it turned out to be an acquaintance. Pu Tingjian lost his memory in the carriage and refused to make a mark on the book of life and death. The underworld promised to fulfill Pu Tingjian's long-cherished wish and allow him to reincarnate peacefully. The task fell into the hands of Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng helped Pu Tingjian collect clues that might awaken his memory. A diary allowed him to re-understand the man he had deceived. What he didn't expect was that the diary contained a large section about himself. Jiang Feng held his indecent drawing and his brows twitched, "Have I really asked you to draw this kind of drawing?" "Well, if I draw it again, I'll definitely remember it." "Can you really remember?" "Isn't it impossible to achieve gold medal sales?" The gold medal salesman clutched the towel and posed, "Just draw! Draw it realistically for me. I don't want to be reincarnated and leave a dark history!" Purpose: Turn waste into treasure