A cosmic upheaval breaks out, and then a certain dark figure in Crime Alley finds his eldest son.
P.S. The bird order is 2143.
A nonsensical, feel-good family story with no main plot and no real storyline. It probably won't be short, and the characters may be OOC.
I'll add content warnings bit by bit when I get to them. I don't know what's coming yet.
No CP.
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An ordinary, uneventful night.
The newly debuted Batman gazed solemnly at the pitch-black city and declared, "I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!"
He was full of feeling. He spoke with righteous conviction. He was ready to dedicate his life to Gotham.
"So does that mean you have to yell at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night?" Jason, a homeless boy, rolled his eyes.
Still, that's a nice car, the boy thought cheerfully, and in three minutes, he had removed the tires from the weirdo's ride. But it doesn't even have an alarm? Wow, he really is a rookie!
Jason was shocked. Jason thought it over. Jason was overjoyed. Jason removed everything he could from the car and went home with a full haul.
When Batman climbed down from the gargoyle, he was stunned to discover that his sleek, customized Batmobile had been reduced to a bare chassis. Even the windows and the seat cushions were gone.
How could this happen? Batman could hardly believe it. Is this what Gotham is like?
The rookie vigilante had turned down Alfred's help, never imagining that Gotham would beat him up the moment he started out. In the end, he could only call his reliable old butler to tow the car.
(Archived blurb)
Theme: A reliable big brother raises a kid online
