Codename Habitual Offender

Next door, "Have you got any new orders for Are You Crying?" Has been opened. The cry-obsessed playboy vs. The tearful incontinent slut. I want to receive the column. ^⦁᎑-^ ੭ Copywriting of this article 1. Not long after school started, Luo Shu made a boyfriend. To borrow the words of her roommate, he was Fang Qingzhuo. Three generations of his family had been in the business. He was the golden sign of Shenzhen University, a permanent member of the campus publicity wall, and he was at the top of the pyramid in terms of hardware and software. But in the past month of dating, this beloved man of heaven has been far away from me, like a hazy mist that will dissipate without any hesitation when the wind blows one day. On the night of Singles' Day, facing the chat interface that was as quiet as a deep pool at the top of the screen, Luo Shu learned from the pain and thought about how to break up decently, when an incoming call popped up on the screen. "Where?" Looking at the lively social gathering in front of her, Luo Shu uttered two words with a guilty conscience: "Bedroom." At the same time as the words fell, I didn't know why I felt an inexplicable chill in my back. The person on the other side quickly came up with a question: "Are you sure? So the guy sitting opposite you just now and staring at you is also your roommate?" Then, in a noisy environment, an arm was firmly clasped around her waist, and the pleasant voice that should have appeared on the phone actually appeared in the back of her head, which was extremely breathtaking. "Luo Shu, I'm still breathing." However, the fog cleared. One day, Luo Shu accidentally bumped into her proud boyfriend talking to outsiders: "Don't worry, I can't stand a woman like Luo Shu who has ten boats on her feet." The funny thing is that in this absurd world, her other "ten boyfriends" really exist. 2. The first time Fang Qingzhuo heard the name Luo Shu was in the game Double Queue. She was a new school beauty who was highly praised by her teammates and brothers. People on the screen praised her wildly, but outside the screen, he felt calm, and he successfully won the first kill of the game with his dexterous fingers. Fang Qingzhuo had no choice but to start paying attention to her when she heard again that another brother was determined to develop a shady online relationship with her in the boys' dormitory. The most recent one was in the hospital, where she had her brother under her control, defrauding her of money and love, forcing her to do all kinds of stupid things for her. He also felt that bad people will be punished by bad people. As a result, things turned around and it turned out that he was out of luck. When they meet again, he traps the person in front of him. "What else did he do besides hug you and kiss you?" "..." "Will you like me again and be with me again?" "..." "You can lie to me and it doesn't matter if you contact him. Just remember to go behind my back and don't let me know." "..." "Once a month." "..." "Once a week, Luo Shu, really can't be more." "You're dreaming." [Reading Tips] 1. Chasing his wife at the crematorium, don't enter if you don't like it, peace and love! 2. The male protagonist is not a perfect character. He does not have a God's perspective and there will be some behaviors in the early stage that are not welcome. Everything is for the sake of the plot. Those who cannot accept it should be careful and do not get a glimpse of rising values. Of course, there is no need to inform those who abandon the trap. In the end, the male protagonist will be trained into an obedient puppy by the female protagonist in the later stage! Ps: If you like truth, goodness and beauty, you can read the finished article next door. There will be no misunderstandings, no breakups, no bloodshed, only a happy ending! 3. Is it double c? Must sc! 4. Writing style, yes (sincere face), but not much! ---------------------------------------- [Next door "Do you have any new orders for Crying?" Has been opened. The copy is as follows. Please accept the column. 1. As a representative of the student union, Duan Yifu spent three years in high school either preventing or catching puppy love. The first time I bumped into Mo Deling was on the green field of the physical education class: "If you don't drink Mixue Bingcheng, we are not suitable." The second time I bumped into Mo Deling was in the corridor after evening self-study: "Your Adam's apple is too small, I don't catch a cold very much." The third time I bumped into Mo Deling was at the 100-day swearing-in ceremony: "Your surname is Wang, and we don't get along." Duan Yifu expressed his deep hatred for this. Could this reason be any more hasty? The last time I got serious, it happened to him. "Baby, it's graduation, let's break up." 2. We met Duan Yifu again at a deafening nightclub. Mo Deling joined hands with her fiancé who was about to get engaged to participate in a favor game between friends. On the DJ stage surrounded by beauties, the man has a cold face, curly hair, and flowery arms. He is very different from the image of the model boyfriend who was dumped a few years ago. The Duan Yifu in my memory is a flower on the high mountain with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills, but privately he sheds tears with her. Her eyes were filled with tears, and the pitiful backlit perspective greatly awakened her dormant indescribable habits. Just after early morning, she blocked people in the corridor. "Tattoo?" "It's posted." "Hair?" "Disposable." "I don't know those women either." Duan Yifu took the initiative to clarify before she could ask again. Mo Deling smiled: "I'm just curious and asked casually. Do you think I'm jealous?" The air around him seemed to be frozen. Duan Yifu knew that he was being tricked again. He was about to leave when another question in his ear disrupted all his thoughts. "Duan Yifu, are you still crying in bed now?" Later, the hotel became their only way to meet. [You have a new order for us, please process it in time. Half a minute later. 3601 Intention: Love yourself first when you love others