Harmless to humans and animals - really cool vs idle - fake dandy
1.
Tong Li was threatened by the same unknown number for several days, and she finally found a famous gangster.
The cicadas were noisy at the back door of the school. Xiang Zhennan had blond hair and stood among several social youths covered with tattoos. He was wearing a pair of spotless white sneakers and looked like the leader of a delinquent boy.
Finally, the fifth second after their eyes met, he tilted his head curiously: "Is something wrong?"
"Pay the protection fee." Tong Li hurriedly took out a week's living expenses, and then made a condition without confidence, "Also, hire you to be my bodyguard."
As soon as these words came out, bursts of laughter erupted from the scene, and Xiang Zhennan also chuckled: "You can hire me as your boyfriend, it's cheap and it works."
2.
After many years, Xiang Zhennan got a question during a blind date among the elders in his family.
"Is your ex-girlfriend more beautiful or am I more beautiful?"
Although he didn't understand why creatures like women always like to compare themselves with their exes, he still smiled and said perfunctorily: "What do you think?"
The blind date is obviously not easy to fool: "Then what does she look like?"
"I forgot." The corners of Xiang Zhennan's mouth straightened out, and he looked at the other party calmly, "Anyway, she is a bad woman who only defeats me."
As soon as the blind date ended, Xiang Zhennan consciously or unconsciously began to reflect on whether his ex-girlfriend was really worthless?
With doubts, he called his best friend.
"My ex-girlfriend, do you remember who she is?"
It was quiet for at least half a minute before the cursing voice of his best friend rang out from the receiver: "You idiot, you are an idiot who still misses Tong Li after being used by her. Didn't you catch her attending a banquet with a man two hours ago? Why did you lose your memory so quickly?"
In the endless chatter, Xiang Zhennan could only hear one name clearly: "Oh, Tong Li."
He remembered it all.
She once gently placed kisses on his cheeks one after another and said, Xiang Zhennan, I only have you.
She also once decisively opened his fingers one by one and said, because you'd better lie.
He thought that Tong Li should be self-interested. For such a cold-blooded person, it would be impossible to buy and sell with money, and it would be impossible to influence her with sincerity. She should be captured and locked up for the rest of her life.
The copy was changed on November 15, 2025, and has been screenshotted for storage!
Note: The male protagonist is clean both physically and mentally, and the relationship between the protagonist and the protagonist is only after adulthood!
Intention: sleep well
