Lin Zuo didn't perform well in his previous life. As soon as he became the Demon Lord and was ready to kill everyone, he was captured by the male protagonist and taken back to the cave and locked up.
In this life, he decided to seize the opportunity and find the male protagonist while he was still young and lived a miserable life, doting on him crazily and turning him into a waste.
Why pamper rather than beat, scold and abuse?
As we all know, the more miserable the male protagonist goes through, the stronger he becomes.
He wouldn't do anything like shooting himself in the foot.
For this reason, he even picked up an unwanted wild child and planned to practice his skills in advance.
Lin Zhuo has everything in his mind:
From now on, you will be the important partner who leads the male protagonist to a life of debauchery, idleness, and uneducated waste;
And I am that blind parent who does not know the difference between right and wrong, does not know how to pamper his children, and treats his children as if they were murderous.
Song Hanyu:?
Lin Zuo: Within three days, I spent all these ten thousand taels.
Three days later, Song Hanyu bought back brocade worth one hundred thousand taels and secretly tailored it for him.
Lin Zuo: In one day, I went out to fight cocks and walk the birds in the street.
That night, Song Hanyu carried the freshly plucked chicken and began to wash his hands and make soup for him.
Lin Zhuo: With a stick of incense, you can learn to drink.
After half a jar of wine, Lin Zuo was hugged tightly and wouldn't let go.
The handsome young man asked him again and again: Brother, can you just like me? There won't be one more person, okay?
Lin Zuo: Oops, there seems to be a big problem with my practice work.
To make matters worse, he went out to search according to his past life memories and found that the male protagonist was missing!
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Song Hanyu's biggest worry every day: to what extent should she practice her cooking skills in order to get rid of Lin Zuo's bad habit of being picky about food.
The second biggest worry: Lin Zuo always wants to pick up another man.
And the monster that entangled him, claiming to be the "Long Aotian System", was still chanting in his mind: Friend, do you want to be the best in the world?
Song Hanyu is very annoyed. He is the best in the world. What's the use?
System: Do you want to be trapped in this small town forever? Become number one in the world, and the world will be free for you to roam.
Song Hanyu:? What do I do when I travel around the world? Ah Zui doesn't like to go out.
System: ... Don't you want to embark on the path of immortality and become the supreme being?
Song Hanyu: I don't want to be supreme, I just want to cook for Azui.
System:...... Don't you want to have a lovely wife and a beautiful concubine, hugging you from left to right?
Song Hanyu: Only men who don't love themselves hug each other. You monster, what's your intention... Could it be that you also like Ah Zui and want to make me be disliked by Ah Zui? Then you can take advantage of it!
System: Damn it! Give me back Long Aotian!
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Gudan pre-release "After the Beautiful Little Prince Was Abducted by the Enemy Country"
Yunshi was the emperor's youngest child. He was beautiful and well-loved.
Recently he got a new toy, a homeless beggar.
He washed the beggar, combed his hair, put on fine clothes, and turned into a majestic personal bodyguard.
When he was in school, Yun Shi coerced his bodyguard into helping him write the homework assigned by his teacher.
On a snowy cold night, Yunshi didn't allow the guard to leave. He hugged the warm guard and slept soundly.
Yun Shi didn't like to eat, so he secretly fed the food he didn't like into the mouths of the guards behind the backs of his father, emperor, mother, queen, and brother.
Yun Shi was afraid of falling off the horse, so the tall and majestic guard knelt down to satisfy the young prince's wish to ride a big horse.
Yun Shi took him with him wherever he went, showing off to people that he had a powerful and obedient bodyguard.
Until one day, Yun Shi had a nightmare, dreaming that the world was a book.
His imperial brother is a fatuous and incompetent villain, and he is a willful and annoying little cannon fodder.
His bodyguards are the real protagonists of the book.
After the rebels invaded the capital, the first thing the seemingly obedient guard did was to raise his knife and cut his master in half.
Yun Shi woke up with a fright.
He stared at the guard who was serving him to dress seriously, thinking that this man really knew how to pretend.
Thinking of what the other party would do in the future, Yun Shi drove him out in anger.
After a long time, none of the guards came back to seek revenge. Yun Shi was relieved and quietly slipped out of the imperial city to play with his elder brother who was guarding the border.
Halfway through, a group of enemy soldiers sneaked into the border and kidnapped the little prince, who was like a fairy descending from heaven. He dressed up nicely and sent him to the prince's bedroom.
When Yun Shi saw it, he was so frightened that his eyes blurred with tears.
The prince of the enemy country was none other than the guard he bullied from childhood to adulthood and was finally driven out of the capital.
The little prince who has done something bad will probably suffer a lot now.
Mission: Respect every dream
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[Star Eyes][Star Eyes] The boss is back! Updated for several days in a row
Boss, you just entered V without saying a word [Hold your thighs]
009: There are no peaceful years, but there is a system to carry the load forward [crying] [crying]