Bad Guys Don't Have Wives

In the original text, Zhou Xiaoshan conspired to usurp the throne and did all kinds of bad things. When He Xuelin walked through, Zhou Xiaoshan was just a down-and-out beggar with ugly scars all over his body. He Xuelin took him in without disdain and asked him to be his personal attendant. Zhou Xiaoshan was immersed in his duties, but when no one was paying attention, he stared at He Xuelin's back in fascination. There are too many people who are fascinated by He Xuelin. People lingered around the beautiful young marquis, with dirty thoughts written on their faces. Zhou Xiaoshan realized that even if he was a dog, it would not be his turn. There were countless more precious, docile and beautiful dogs that would wag their tails diligently. He figured out that just being a dog wasn't enough. He also wants to be his king and his husband. In this way, you can completely possess him, trap him by your side, do whatever you want, and do all the stupid things you only dared to think about before. Request for advance payment: "The Mysterious Disappearance of Long Aotian" Lin Zuo didn't perform well in his last life. He was caught by the male protagonist as soon as he became the Demon Lord, and he was eventually poisoned and died. In this life, he decided to seize the opportunity. While the male protagonist was still young and his life was miserable, he found the male protagonist, doted on him crazily, and turned him into a waste. Why dote instead of beating, scolding and mistreating? As we all know, the more miserable the male protagonist goes through, the stronger he becomes. He would not do such a thing to support the enemy. For this reason, he even picked up a wild child that no one wanted and planned to practice his skills in advance. After the wild child was cleaned, he was handsome and cute, with a docile personality and a pair of bright puppy eyes looking at him. Lin is confident: From now on, you will be the important partner who leads the male protagonist to a life of debauchery, idleness, and uneducated waste; And I am the blind parent who does not know the difference between right and wrong, does not know how to spoil his children, and treats his children as if they were murderers. Song Hanyu:? Lin Zhuo: Within three days, I spent all these ten thousand taels. Three days later, Song Hanyu bought back brocade worth one hundred thousand taels and secretly tailored it for him. Lin Zuo: In one day, I went out to fight cocks, walk birds and wander around the streets. That night, Song Hanyu carried the freshly plucked chicken and began to wash his hands and make soup for him. Lin Zhuo: With one stick of incense, you can learn to drink. After half a jar of wine, Lin Zhuo was hugged tightly and wouldn't let go. The handsome young man asked him over and over again: Brother, can you just like me? There won't be one more person, okay? Lin Zuo: Oops, there seems to be a big problem with my practice work. To make matters worse, he went out to search according to his past life memories and found that the male protagonist was missing! - Song Hanyu's biggest worry every day: How far should he practice his cooking skills in order to get rid of Lin Zuo's bad habit of being picky about food. The second biggest worry: Lin Zuo always wants to pick up another man. And the monster that entangled him, claiming to be the "Long Aotian System", was still chanting in his mind: Friend, do you want to be the best in the world? Song Hanyu is very annoyed. He is the best in the world. What's the use? System: Do you want to be trapped in this small town forever? Become number one in the world, and the world will be free for you to roam. Song Hanyu:? What do I do when I travel around the world? Ah Zui doesn't like to go out. System: ... Don't you want to embark on the path of immortality and become the supreme being? Song Hanyu: I don't want to be supreme, I just want to cook for Ah Zui. System:...... Don't you want to have a lovely wife and a beautiful concubine, hugging you from left to right? Song Hanyu: Only men who don't love themselves hug each other. You monster, what's your intention... Could it be that you also like Ah Zui and want to make me be disliked by Ah Zui? Then you can take advantage of it! System: Damn it! Give me back Long Aotian! Intention: persevere and strive for self-improvement