The Lockdown-Breaking System

I'm a content moderator, and I got transported into an old-school, angst-ridden danmei novel I'd locked away.

In this novel, the bottom is treated as a substitute by the scumbag top, bullied from childhood, jailed, and forced to give up a kidney. In the end, he falls ill and dies.

Only after his death do the scumbag top, his parents, and his older brother realize how badly they regret it.

It's basically a cyberpunk chase-your-lover-to-the-crematorium story. The scumbag top does every terrible thing imaginable, then sheds a few tears at the end and leaves the readers sobbing with emotion.

The System wants me to unlock this novel? You've got to be kidding. This is half the criminal code already. How am I supposed to unlock it?

They'd be better off paying more attention to hygiene and spending less time at the proctologist's office.

So when a top and a bottom went into the dusty school storeroom, ready to get down to business, I stopped them in time.

"You two, over there, line up against the wall. Anyone with their fly done up, stand on the left. Anyone with their pants off, stand on the right!"

Theme: Embrace life in good health