Can a Straight Pretty Boy Handle Twin Alphas?

Naturally airheaded, fake-straight pretty boy bottom × gloomy top

[Blurb]

Fan Xiaocao, a straight guy through and through, is transported into a BL comic. If he can stop the twin brothers from getting together, he will win a million yuan!

He rubs his hands together, eager to give it a try.

The first step to playing the twin Alphas against each other is to drive a wedge between them.

Wait, why does the older brother say he'll only break up if I get together with him? And why does the younger brother say, all jealous, that I smell like someone else?

Fan Xiaocao knows nothing about Alphas and Omegas, and has no idea why he suddenly has glands, until he's handcuffed to the edge of the bed and his slender ankles are gripped tight day and night...

All he can do is pray that another man, identical in appearance but completely different in personality, will come rescue him. Little does he know he's only gone from a snake's den to a wolf's lair.

Fan Xiaocao finally catches on. "System, you lied to me TT"

No melodrama, just pure nonsense. No writing advice, please. If this isn't your thing, move along. Think twice before commenting.

All main characters are adults. This is a fictional ABO world, so please don't project or make a big deal out of it.

The core premise and blurb have been time-stamped.

Message: Be yourself, and love will come.