Mountain God, Want to Date?

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A beautiful mountain god who seems aloof but secretly loves to complain and is vain about his looks x a man who appears cold but is gentle inside and often wants to cuddle up to his wife

The first time Xu Qing saw Fu Jing, he nearly went blind from the gold-and-black colors shimmering all over Fu Jing.

At first, he thought Fu Jing was just a cold, domineering CEO. After getting to know him, he realized he was actually a clingy big puppy.

"Ahhh! There’s a ghost! I’m so scared!" Fu Jing says he’s scared, but his face is perfectly calm, and his long arms are wrapped tightly around the person he loves, refusing to let go.

Watching him ask for a hug in terror, Xu Qing is speechless. If he hadn’t seen the golden light around him bounce the evil spirit away, he might actually have believed him.

But looking at Fu Jing’s face, Xu Qing thinks, what’s wrong with letting him hug me if he’s so scared?

The first time Fu Jing saw Xu Qing, he thought he was a spirit of the mountain. Later, he learned that he wasn’t a mountain spirit, but a god.

Mysterious, aloof, beautiful.

But after they’d spent more time together, Fu Jing realized that this aloof beauty actually loved complaining about him in his head. That was because he had a superpower, but it only worked with Xu Qing.

Whenever he was physically close to Xu Qing, he could hear Xu Qing’s thoughts. The first thing he heard Xu Qing say was, "What a shame, such a beautiful man, but he can’t get it up."

From then on, Fu Jing stuck to Xu Qing. He felt he had to prove that rumor wrong in person.

Not only can he get it up, he can get it up very well!

From an anonymous passerby interview:

Q: What kind of people do you think Xu Qing and Fu Jing are?

Big Boss, crying before he can even speak: I think they’re both walking calamities, sent specifically to ruin my life! Back in the day, I planned everything, and things were going perfectly. I was just about to succeed, then they ruined everything, one failure after another.

Q: What happened after that? Didn’t you try to fight back?

Big Boss sighs: There’s no fighting them at all. That’s enough. If I wait any longer, I won’t even make it in time to be reincarnated.

Watching the Big Boss hurry away, the passerby shakes their head and sighs. He’s already turned to ash. What’s he going to reincarnate as?

Theme: A good life is right before your eyes.