Anyone Who Touches a Straight Guy Is Doomed

All of Jiang Yeyou's gay friends tell him never to date a straight guy.

"Anyone who gets involved with a straight guy is doomed!"

"Don't believe in turning straight guys gay. Just settle down and find yourself a top."

At first, Jiang Yeyou doesn't believe them. But his freshly minted ex is straight, and after six months together, he cheats on Jiang Yeyou, right there in Jiang's own coffee shop...

Now he's convinced.

After meeting Pei Xiaozhu, Jiang Yeyou keeps reminding himself:

Absolutely do not fall for a straight guy! Even if he's my ideal type, I still can't.

Pei Xiaozhu: "Why are you so sure I'm straight?"

Jiang Yeyou: "Huh? Aren't you?"

On the day he confesses, Pei Xiaozhu shows up at Jiang Yeyou's door in a suit and tie, carrying 999 roses. He grabs Jiang just as he's about to run away, forces him to look into his eyes, and says, "Anyone who gets involved with a straight guy is doomed, but you're the exception. After meeting you, I'm neither straight nor gay."

A straight guy who turns himself gay, an attacker who knows his own heart and knows how to say it, and a thoughtful, caring bottom who is all bark and no bite

Theme: The only orientation is the one your heart desires