A lazy, sharp-tongued champion x an ultra-straight, arrogant cultivation maniac
[Blurb]
The thing Jiang Yu regrets most in her life is buying that pirated 18+ xianxia novel from the bootleg bookstore downstairs.
She was just flipping through its unmentionable chapters while walking when a bolt of lightning struck her unconscious. When she wakes up, she's already transmigrated into the pirated erotic novel titled "The Immortal Venerable's Nightly Pleasures."
The good news: She transmigrated.
The bad news: She's a nameless cannon fodder character, barely even a bit player.
In the original story, this bit player's career is a model of dedication. Whenever the heroine and hero are making love, she is sure to appear within a thirty-meter radius:
√ A sweeping disciple "fast asleep" in the sect
√ A passerby who "just happens" to faint outside an alley in the middle of the street
√ A junior sister who "just happens" to sleep in the bed beside the heroine during the immortal sect tournament
In the end, during the war between immortals and demons, this professional plot device will even take a fatal blow for the heroine, fulfilling her glorious mission.
Jiang Yu: "..."
What kind of miserable life is this?!
Just as she is about to send the author's whole family a friendly greeting, a mechanical voice suddenly rings in her head:
[ Ding! The Passerby Self-Rescue System has been activated! ]
[Your mission: Change your inevitable death without attracting the attention of the main cast!]
Jiang Yu hasn't even had time to celebrate when the mechanical voice continues:
[Beginner mission: Make skin-to-skin contact with a member of the opposite sex for more than ten seconds.]
Jiang Yu: "...???"
What kind of indecent System is this?!
*
To stay alive, Jiang Yu sets her sights on the handsome passerby she picked up.
His surname is You and his given name is Shu. Fair skin, a pretty face, long legs, and an exceptionally sharp tongue and icy expression. He stands out among the NPCs who are head over heels for the heroine, crazy about her, and crashing into walls for her.
He's practically her destined mission partner.
Jiang Yu rolls her eyes and quietly sidles up to the black-clad man.
"Fellow cultivator, want me to take your pulse?"
You Shu lazily lifts his eyelids. His gaze lingers on her face for a moment before he drawls, "Sure."
*
After successfully completing a series of missions, including [Cuddle], [Hug], [Kiss], and [Bathe Together], Jiang Yu finally loses her patience when she sees the System's latest [Dual Cultivation] mission:
"Are you people even a legitimate System?"
She packs up her things overnight and prepares to run away, but a tall figure blocks the doorway.
You Shu braces one hand against the doorframe and lightly strokes her neck with the other. His voice is low and dangerous. "You haven't finished today's mission yet. Where do you think you're going, Yu Yu?"
Oh no. She seems to have triggered a hidden boss.
[Reading guide]
1. A silly, sweet little story, just for fun!
2. Updated every other day, right at 9:00 p.m.
3. Fictional setting, so please don't overthink it. Orz
4. The whole novel is already written. It will be published once it's complete.
Theme: A sleeping bit player and a twisted villain
