I Can’t Help It, I’m No Match for Him

The first time Jiang JIye heard people around him mention Bo Xuan, they described him as exceptionally handsome, aloof, and difficult to approach, the very image of an untouchable beauty.

He laughed right away. "What century is this, and people still call someone an untouchable beauty? Come on, want to bet I can make him mine within a month?"

Egged on by his classmates and bolstered by alcohol, Jiang Jiye grabbed the keys to his luxury car and went over to hit on him. Sure enough, within a month he was proudly announcing their relationship to everyone, leaving them all stunned.

N years later.

The classmates happened to meet again and brought up the bet. "I remember losing you two hundred yuan back then."

Jiang Jiye said, "You only lost two hundred yuan, and you have the nerve to bring it up? I lost my entire life's worth of assets!"

"All my savings, salary, stocks, and quarterly bonuses are in his hands. If I want to take someone out to eat, I have to submit a request and ask him for money."

"I have to report every business dinner and be home before eleven."

"I can't drink too much, lie, or get too close to women. I have to hand over my marital dues three times a week. If I miss even once, I have to post his picture on my social media and make up for it by showing off our love."

"I'm treated worse than a donkey on a production team. At least a donkey can rest at night!"

Classmates: "..."

One classmate asked cautiously, "So you two really haven't broken up since then?"

Jiang Jiye silently lit a cigarette. "What can I do? I can't win against him."

There was a youthful first love in Bo Xuan's photo album. When Jiang Jiye found out, he was overjoyed: now he had a reason to break up.

But once he looked into it, he realized the truth.

##The first love and homewrecker is me?!##

Next up: Is Your Wife the Villain?

The villains who make a lasting impression in novels are usually dazzling and brilliant, with extraordinary intelligence but tragic fates. They often end up gloomy and twisted, defeated by the protagonists. But some villains become so thoroughly corrupted that even the protagonists can't handle them.

The little Hosts recruited from various worlds are given the difficult task of stopping these villains from going mad.

Great, it's a Deus ex Machina!

But it's the useless cannon-fodder version...

The Hosts are left wondering: Is this really not just sending the villains a free meal?

And after all their efforts, the results prove that villains are villains. They can't be thoroughly defeated by cannon fodder or reformed into friends.

#But they can become wives#

[Crazy rich heir x villain from an urban romance]

He transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character who abused the villain early in the story and is ordered to stop the villain from going mad.

In the original novel, the character was cruel and vicious, tormenting a model student into becoming a psychopath through threats and enticements. Years later, he was fortunate enough to meet a terrible end, with no place to be buried.

After transmigrating, Yu Chongqin decides to do the opposite: stay away from the villain, pretend to be straight, and quickly pay someone online to pose as his girlfriend.

Wait, why did he hire the villain?

Yu Chongqin looks at the bedroom in the villa, with the doors and windows shut tight, then at the villain clinging tightly to him.

Does this count as completing the mission? He has no idea. The heroine ran away, but help, it looks like he can't get away.

[Honest, hardworking wage slave x villain from a supernatural fantasy]

He transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character who dies young in an urban supernatural novel and is ordered to stop a powerful ghost from going mad and destroying humanity.

Zhou Lu decides to nip the disaster in the bud and seeks out the villain to protect him.

The villain sneers. "Protect me? Who do you think you are?"

Zhou Lu says, "Doesn't matter who I am. You're not allowed to die."

Good news: Zhou Lu succeeds. The villain doesn't die.

Bad news: Zhou Lu dies first and becomes a ghost.

Even worse news: The villain has actually been reborn a second time, retaining the memories of his previous life as a Ghost King. Now, with both spiritual and demonic cultivation, he's unstoppable, killing people and ghosts as easily as chopping vegetables.

[Lazy, short-lived ghost x villain from an insect-people novel]

He transmigrates into a cannon-fodder male insect with deficient mental power and is ordered to stop his sinister female monarch, the villain, from going mad and destroying the world.

Why can everyone destroy the world, damn it? Are the worlds in these novels made of newspaper or something?!

Seriously ill and with only two months to live, Luo Yi lies down. "Thanks for asking, but I can't do this job. Dying sounds fine to me. I suggest we all lie flat together and wait to die."

Of course, he can't die, because the villain doesn't want to become a widow.

[Jack-of-all-trades homemaker x villain from a wasteland survival novel]

[Vengeful, ambitious schemer x villain from a cultivation novel]

[Teenage prodigy x villain from an entertainment-industry novel]

Content warning: Top, episodic stories with an unspecified order for the different worlds. I'll start them depending on how I'm feeling. The author likes mutually doting couples, and is committed to one-on-one happy endings.

They're really just an assortment of sweet little treats.

Theme: Strive for the life you want.