As the most outrageous and unconventional immortal lord in the Great Wilderness, Lu Mu had three lifelong ambitions:
First, attain the Dao and ascend to become the greatest sword immortal in the world.
Second, enjoy fine flowers and wine, with a beauty by his side every day.
Third, betray his master and destroy his ancestors, then kill his master, Zhou Li.
For this, he schemed long and hard, stopping at nothing and sparing no expense. At last, he imprisoned Zhou Li and subjected him to every kind of torment.
But because his actions had earned him no allies, he was besieged by the many immortal sects and died in a self-detonation.
Abandoned by everyone, not even a body remained.
When he opened his eyes again, a hundred years had passed.
He had gone from the Xuanling Immortal Lord, who stood above countless others, to a cultivation vessel offered by the Hehuan Sect to the Yuxu Immortal Lord, Zhou Li!
Anyone with even half a brain in the cultivation world knew that this vessel wasn't for dual cultivation. It was for Zhou Li to vent his anger!
Zhou Li had probably prepared 360 different torture devices for him, one for every day of the year.
Only Lu Mu knew that he was concealing his identity and restoring his cultivation, waiting for the day he could bare his gleaming fangs, rip Zhou Li apart, and kill him for revenge.
A hundred years of icy water, of bleeding heart and soul.
Before Lu Mu could even begin carrying out his grand revenge, a baby's cry of "Wah!" interrupted him.
A little tyke who hadn't even grown all his baby teeth clung to his leg and called him "Big Brother Monster."
This child was the young master of Yuxu Peak, Kunlun Ruins' precious darling, and a bastard Zhou Li had conceived with someone unknown.
With one casual order from Zhou Li, Lu Mu went from being a cultivation vessel to a full-time nanny.
The child was naughty and unruly, always climbing onto the roof and tearing it up. But he was also born with a Dao body and was extraordinarily strong. He was a little menace!
Lu Mu spent every day frazzled, changing diapers until his eyes glazed over and rocking the cradle until his arms ached. He hated Zhou Li so much his teeth hurt.
The road to revenge was long, so Lu Mu decided to start with the child. He would raise him into a wicked little demon who cared for no one, ruining Zhou Li's reputation throughout the cultivation world!
On the day his secret identity was revealed, snow lay across the mountains of Yuxu Peak, and red plum blossoms glowed beneath the moon.
The young man wore black, snow dusting his long lashes. He gazed across the flowers, his deep green eyes like a cold spring river in early spring.
Zhou Li thought for a moment, then asked softly, "Rebellious disciple, have you come to relive our old memories with your master?"
The young man picked up the little tyke, who had been happily gnawing on his arm, drool smeared all over his face. "Old memories? Explain this first."
Zhou Li smiled, and the ice and snow melted away, revealing a beauty in his simple elegance. "Nannan looks like you. She's naughty, but adorable."
Lu Mu felt his scalp prickle and wondered, When did the two of us ever sleep together?
Turns out he'd betrayed his master and crossed that line three hundred years ago.
Ruthless, wicked disciple, top x Lofty flower of a master, master of the art of seduction, bottom
Theme: Promote civility and build a new culture.