Lu Zhiyao, the Qianqiu Taoist of Jiutian Xuanmen, failed to escape the tribulation, and his soul was transformed into Kun Jun, the concubine of an official who married for his younger brother in a book of bloody stories——
The original subject is weak, ugly, unable to carry his weight, can only marry and have children, and is just like cannon fodder for the backdrop.
Lu Zhenxianzun Zhiyao:? I am cultivating the path of gods, not the path of marrying a human being!
So,
A deserted house becomes a spiritual spring, a dry well brews immortal wine;
The wild grass in the mountains turned into elixir overnight;
The talismans and seals drawn casually are regarded as national treasures by mortals.
On the day of my brother's wedding, the sedan curtain was opened.
His skin was as white as snow and his body had the luster of immortality. At a startling glance, the whole capital was in uproar.
Everyone: Is this what you call a vulgar villager? ?
What's even more outrageous is that this "Happy Man" raised his hand to stop drought, waved his sword to defeat the plague, and also picked up three top-notch immortal seedlings:
The young general has an outstanding sword and bone;
The prime minister's only son has seven exquisite orifices;
The Prince of the East Palace is born with Taoism.
The three of them said in unison: "Xinxiang is the most compatible, and I would like to be a Taoist couple!"
Lu Zhiyao: ... I just want to recruit a disciple.
On the night when Xinxiang's attack occurred, he chose the most pleasing prince to detoxify him, split the rift in time and space with a sword, patted his sleeves and returned to the sect.
"The debts in this mortal world have been paid off, so don't disturb the path to ascension."
——As a result, the debt was not paid off, but the baby was stolen.
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Three years later, the Xuanmen Ceremony.
The disciples passed on: "A mortal came to the door with a baby in his arms, claiming to be a Taoist husband."
Lu Zhiyao:? ? ?
In front of the palace, the former prince's clothes were in tatters and covered with bloodstains.
Holding the cub with the same facial features as his, he knelt down in front of the elders with a "dong" sound and spoke in a loud voice:
"My wife has always been in trouble and finally abandoned her. I beg Xuanmen to give her a status!"
All elders and disciples of the sect: "???"
Lu Zhiyao, who had just entered the period of passion and was full of anger: "..."
Is it still too late for him to switch to the Hehuan Sect?
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Purpose: No matter what kind of setbacks we face, we must actively find a way out