When a Good-for-Nothing Encounters Nine Romances

The good-for-nothing said, "I can't make a living anymore. I'll be unemployed as soon as I graduate, so let's sell ourselves and find someone to keep us." A classmate said, "You damn well make us look bad. You have no ambition at all." The good-for-nothing said, "Ambition and all that is just so much cloud talk." The classmate said, "May a bolt of lightning strike her down." And then a deafening thunderbolt struck the good-for-nothing and sent her back several centuries to the Qing Empire. So the good-for-nothing tilted her face up toward the sky at a forty-five-degree angle and roared, "Damn you all! I curse you to never find a seasoning packet in your instant noodles again!" At last, the good-for-nothing found someone to keep her. Ah, no, she got married, and into the imperial family, no less. Though she was the little wife of some ridiculously flirtatious, bewitching man, the good-for-nothing was thrilled to finally be kept. At last, she wouldn't have to worry about graduating straight into unemployment. Some Ninth Master: "Which household's daughter is this? How can she know nothing and be unable to do anything? How could I have been blind enough to marry her?" The good-for-nothing said, "Once goods are sold, no returns. You can divorce me, but you'll have to pay double the alimony. I'll just move my potatoes somewhere else." This is the frustrating story of a good-for-nothing who wasn't really a good-for-nothing, transmigrating back in time to wreak havoc on the ancients. Maybe Sanya will remind you of Daya or Er Ya, but please believe me when I say Sanya isn't them. If you don't like this feeling of deja vu, please click the red X in the upper-right corner. It'll be easier for all of us. Sanya will still be a bit crazy, so please don't criticize Shui. Qing-era transmigration is a whole genre of craziness. For the sake of the lords you each hold dear, please put up with Shui's antics. That's all!!!!!!! No form of reprinting is permitted. This work is exclusively published on Jinjiang. Please understand, everyone! And to those readers who have no self-respect, please respect the author's hard work. Don't hurt the author again and again, and don't keep hounding us with an attitude of "I'll never let you get away with it." We have to eat too, so please don't deprive us of our right to make a living!!!!! Announcement: This work will become a paid title on February 11. Theme: Live earnestly at all times!