The Good-for-Nothing Disciple of the Demon King of Legend

A short story that's fairly long, but still short.

Blurb:

Wang Jiaoruan is one of the disciples under the Great Demon King. His specialties are eating, drinking, and having fun. Whenever he can't decide what to do, he lies down and plays dead.

I'm clearly a good-for-nothing, so why is everyone afraid to pick on me? Isn't that strange?

The immortals: I'll do it!

Three days later

Huh... Where did my huge immortal mountain go?

The next one will be another short story, to expand my little garden.

Theme: Even if I must die nine times, I will have no regrets.