Guang, an outstanding graduate of the Angel School, was sent to the human world to relieve suffering.
Before heading to the human world:
Guang, devout and resolute: I will shoulder my duty as an angel, help others, and spread love and hope throughout the world!
After arriving in the human world:
Day 1: Helped an old lady cross the street.
Day 2: Took a lost kid with a spiky sea-urchin hairstyle home.
Day 3: Happened to wander into a manga shop.
Day 4: Got hooked on manga.
Day 5: Got hooked on manga, novels, anime, and movies.
Day 6: Opened a game: """," start!
Day 7: A message from the boss.
Boss, kindly: How's the work of relieving suffering in the human world going? Are you homesick? Want to come back to Heaven for a visit?
Guang: .
Guang: There's so much fun stuff in the human world. Who'd go back to Heaven when it doesn't even have the internet?!
Guang: Help others? Forget it. Put aside your urge to help, and respect other people's fates. (Without mercy.)
Boss, switching faces, cracking, and seamlessly launching a little dark-side combo: Aren't you an angel? Get back to doing your angel duties! Your halo's turned black!
And so all of Guang's money was taken away. He could only get paid after relieving a certain amount of suffering.
Penniless, Guang had no choice but to sling his shabby bundle over his back and begin a life on the road.
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru first saw Guang on a livestream that had recently become popular.
On the stream, Guang pointed to a spot beneath a bridge and said with practiced ease, "Found a pretty decent spot under this bridge, folks. But I wouldn't recommend sleeping under a bridge by the river. You're likely to run into a water ghost."
Then they saw him casually slap at the air beside him with his right hand, as if swatting a mosquito.
Phones couldn't capture curses, but Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru knew there was a curse there.
The person on the livestream was still grinning as he said, "You probably won't believe this, but I just slapped a water ghost to death."
The chat instantly filled with comments: "How does the streamer lie so much?" "I'm never being ironic again. One, nobody gets my humor. Two, I forgot the rest." "I really love the streamer's state of mind [black-rimmed glasses yellow-bean smile] [thumbs-up]"
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru: "..."
This guy wasn't being ironic. He meant it!
Theme: Spread love and hope!