Li Minxiu has spent years as a mere background character, and his body and mind have been pushed to the absolute limit. He has endured all kinds of sweet romances, angsty romances, and spicy little stories. Just when he thinks he can finally come through the hardship and enjoy the good times, the Heavens strike him a devastating blow.
He thought he would be promoted to a high-ranking Matchmaker and get to start a wonderful life surrounded by lovers on both sides. Instead, a bolt from the blue sends him transmigrating into the roles of various major villains in different stories. His first mission is to put a fresh little green hat on his own head.
The Heavens: Don't ask. The answer is that this is your duty as a Matchmaker!
Li Minxiu points at the pitiful protagonist shou clinging to his leg and crying, then looks at the original protagonist gong in the distance, who has no chance with the protagonist shou anymore. He falls into deep thought.
So, if the red thread wasn't tied properly and ended up tied around his own head, does that count toward a Matchmaker's performance record?
Li Minxiu watches helplessly as the plot goes completely off the rails, like a rabid dog with no way back. A certain male lead has snapped the red thread he worked so hard to tie together, and all Li Minxiu can do is squeeze his eyes shut in pain.
“Bang! Mission failed. Please choose how you wish to die!”
In an ABO world, he is forced to become the villainous husband of a miserable protagonist shou. He has no choice but to put a green hat on his own head and do everything he can to tie the gong and shou together. But when he turns around, the little omega is looking at him with teary eyes and leaning in for cuddles. Li Minxiu is horrified: “Wait, wait, wait! I'm in heat right now, you...”
In an xianxia world, he reflects on his mistakes and decides to change his strategy. But his reborn junior disciple, a good-for-nothing who seems tragic and innocent on the surface, is secretly scheming like mad. He puts on a convincing starry-eyed look of admiration and completely forgets about the original protagonist gong. Li Minxiu sighs: “I'm the villain, man!”
In an ancient court-intrigue world, he tries changing things again. As a hidden guard, he has to learn to be aloof! In this life, the protagonist shou is an abandoned prince from the cold palace with a terrible start. Surely he won't pay special attention to a lowborn hidden guard who hardly speaks, will he? Li Minxiu wakes up to find chains on his hands and mutters groggily: “Have you turned evil in this world?”
But after several worlds of gods and demons, the apocalypse, and more, Li Minxiu finds himself feeling increasingly strange…
Why does the more miserable the protagonist shou is, the stronger he becomes? Why does the plot keep falling apart at every turn? Why won't the Heavens leave him alone?
After struggling to break free of the Heavens' restraints, he returns to the very first world. He grabs a familiar figure and asks the question he most wants answered, deep in his heart.
“Have we known each other for a long time?”
● Gentle, career-minded CEO alpha x pitiful little mute omega (complete)
● Villainous senior disciple who knows he was reborn x good-for-nothing junior disciple who thinks he has possessed someone else's body (complete)
● Soft-hearted, supposedly aloof hidden guard x abandoned prince from the cold palace who works hard to level up (complete)
● Fate-defying Matchmaker who dotes on his wife x doting true god who is an absolute powerhouse (complete)
● Amnesiac zombie with awareness but no brains x super-indulgent ability user powerhouse who doesn't care about anything (complete)
● Slow-burn, devoted Matchmaker gong + shou who grows proactively into a powerhouse later on
● Important: This is not traditional Quick Transmigration. The gong's love for the shou develops through the worlds building on one another and his memories returning. The shou isn't endlessly weak and helpless either. He grows stronger with each world. He is genuinely weak in the first world!!! The romance in each world is connected. The couple becomes equally powerful starting in the second world. The gong is a slow burn, and the shou dotes on him more (wallpaper love), but the gong's stubborn mouth has long since been kissed soft!
● This isn't a story told entirely from the gong's perspective. Most of the plot is told from the gong's point of view, but the perspective shifts when the stories in the smaller worlds call for it, such as in the fourth and fifth worlds.
[Synopsis saved on August 17, 2024]
Theme: Be brave enough to break free of your shackles and rewrite your fate!
Shit, it's more about asking the offender to be chaste, and asking the offender to unconditionally accept the slave's LAN intercourse, and so on. Many lovers have turned into a black hole and still ask the offender to remain virginal, and they have to kneel down and lick them, otherwise they are not worthy of the offender, so they ask the offender to pursue his wife in the crematorium.
Not a single fart, only a single fart hahahahahaha
Congratulations on finishing it, looking forward to the next book//
Happy birthday, little brother! Rice is everywhere 😚😚😚
It made me laugh so much. It's worthy of being a whole family [Applause]
I'm speechless. The male protagonist is quite good at shirk responsibility. He has been ruining the plot for three worlds, and now he has the nerve to ask why the plot always crashes. It's so generous of Tiandao not to kill him now. Tiandao is his boss after all. From the perspective of Gong and Shou, Tiandao is the villain. From Tiandao's perspective, Gong is an employee who always sabotages his company's projects and harms the company's interests.
Congratulations on finishing it, looking forward to the next one 💪
I help the poor all day long (no offense intended, just plain emotion)
You were tricked. Do you want to compensate him? …
"Xiang Fengzhu lowered his eyelids in disappointment..." This is a big bug for the author~ everyone