The next book "Am I the only ordinary person in an all-boy band?" ", The copy is at the end.
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Copywriting of this article:
Zhou Xuyuan needs a job that pays quickly.
According to someone's introduction, there is a remote town that is looking for a street administrator, with food and accommodation included, and a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan.
He sent in his resume without a second thought.
However, after two weeks of joining the company, I learned that all the residents in the town were monsters!
Zhou Xuyuan's sky fell.
Before coming here, he had just dismantled a huge spider's legs to use as a broom. It turned out to be a monster. No wonder it was so useful.
After that, he simply broke the jar and threw it away.
Hang up the A-level jellyfish with a human face that spits poisonous gas as a curious ornament and use it as a night light;
Forcing an S-class bird girl who feeds on humans to memorize a 15,000-word traffic safety law all night long;
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Shocking things like this.
In order to ensure his own safety, Zhou Xuyuan decided to find an assistant and bodyguard first, the kind who could deal with monsters.
He'll be satisfied with it soon.
The new assistant has a very good appearance, with a bit of mixed blood. He is two years younger than him but extremely reliable. He can walk like an S-class monster and crawl all over the floor. He can do all the housework and even warm the bed.
Whether it's taste, aesthetics, or sexual orientation, it's a perfect fit. It's simply made according to his ideal shape.
The only thing is that the assistant has an ex-boyfriend that she can't forget.
This kind of ex who can't be forgotten is the most troublesome. Zhou Xuyuan died.
But later he realized that the ex-boyfriend was talking about him.
Um?
Is this still happening?
[Staring in confusion][scratching head]
[After waiting for several years to evolve from a pure idiot to a dark and crazy assistant attacker, vs. A person who forgets about the target and just wants to make money and enjoy life, the administrator suffers]
[Crazy dog vs owner]
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The boy band OUTCAST experienced three major explosions before reaching the top ranks, and the process is still a hot topic among fans.
For the first time, at the autograph session, the lead singer saved a fan who decided to commit suicide after being defrauded and assisted the police in uncovering the organization behind the scenes;
The second time, the buckle of the decorative background panel at the back of the stage came off. The second dancer, who was leading the dance, turned around and pointed his finger in the air. The decorative panel was frozen until everyone left the stage before crashing to the ground;
For the third time, the maknae, who had just attended a movie conference, came to the police station with a group of wealthy investors. In the astonished eyes of the police, one by one told them the crimes they had committed. The police station was brightly lit that night.
Passers-by are curious, aren't there four of you in your group? Is there another one? Why hasn't it appeared?
Fans waved their hands: You said the third oldest Lin Zhaoye, he is just making up the numbers, not important.
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Lin Zhao has always felt that three of his teammates were sick and the team's popularity was largely due to his agency.
The lead singer, who is full of gossips from nowhere, is packaged as a considerate and talkative flower;
The second main dancer, the king of destruction with no sense of boundaries, is packaged as a hot-blooded idiot and a social gangster;
The main rap maknae, a lonely person who usually hides in corners and acts as a mushroom, is packaged as a cool boyfriend facade.
Lin Zhao also wanted to report the fraud to fans, but the huge salary that arrived on time every month gave up the idea.
Very fragrant, please have more.
The days passed by, but on this day, Lin Zhao also accidentally stepped on the air and fell off the stage.
When he woke up again, he looked at the boss and the youngest maknae standing on the hospital bed, and the labels slowly emerging above their heads?
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Lin Zhao also covered his head dizzily: Huh? !
At this time, the three teammates were also in shock.
Why are their superpowers useless to Lin Zhao!
Intent: Harmonious coexistence and creating a beautiful home together
