The new article "Being a Street Manager in Monster Town" has been published. Welcome to move to the column.
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Sun Wenwen was originally a little hand warmer.
When he woke up, he didn't expect that he had traveled to the end of the cold wave and became a human being.
The world is covered in heavy snow and is full of monsters that can control the wind and snow. Humanity's survival is at stake.
All the travelers passing by were wearing coats and shivering in the cold wind.
Sun Wenwen, who was wearing short sleeves:?
Wait, I'm really not mentally ill! Don't look at me like that!
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For Sun Wenwen, a self-heating hand warmer, in this environment, his abilities finally come into play!
[You have the unique power to fight against the end of the world. You will be our savior and the only light in this increasingly cold world]
[System mission: Solve the cold wave apocalypse and warm the whole world!
Sun Wenwen: Wait, wait!
Do you rely on my little hand warmer to save the world? !
"..." Isn't the difficulty a bit too high?
Well, he went from a little cannon fodder that everyone looked down upon to a savior.
But he didn't expect that a strange human being would entangle him along the way.
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Sheng Qingfeng, who claims to be the strongest human being, has recently fallen in love with someone.
His superior appearance and strong abilities suit him perfectly.
And it feels warm when you hold it up, and it feels very good!
Very suitable to be tricked into becoming a wife... Oh no, a teammate.
But the other party's requirements were too high, and neither nutritional solution nor customized weapons could impress people.
Until one day, Sheng Qingfeng noticed that the other party's eyes seemed to be shining when he was looking at his newly collected 100kWh thermal energy tubes.
"Want it?"
He smiled slightly and waved it in front of people's eyes.
"Just call my husband and I'll give it to you."
Sun Wenwen responded without hesitation: "Husband."
Sheng Qingfeng:?
The young man confidently stretched out his hand: "It's mine, don't go back on it!"
[Cold-faced natural straight ball super strong attack vs. Eight hundred innocent and beautiful attacks]
Tips:
1. If you are a novice writer, there are logical loopholes, so don't delve into it;
2. Make up the background, don't take it seriously.
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Pre-collection of "Being a Street Manager in Monster Town"
Copywriting:
Zhou Xuyuan needs a job that pays quickly.
According to someone's introduction, there is a remote town that is looking for a street administrator, with food and accommodation included, and a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan.
He sent in his resume without a second thought.
However, after two weeks of joining the company, I learned that all the residents in the town were monsters!
Zhou Xuyuan's sky fell.
Before coming here, he had just removed the legs of an A-level spider monster and used it as a broom!
After that, he simply broke the jar and threw it away.
Hang up the A-level jellyfish with a human face that spits poisonous gas as a curious ornament and use it as a night light;
Forcing an S-class bird girl who feeds on humans to memorize a 15,000-word traffic safety law all night long;
The SS-class six-eyed cat was so vicious that it always wanted to tear down the house, so he was taken to have sterilization surgery out of anger;
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Shocking things like this.
In order to ensure his own safety, Zhou Xuyuan decided to find an assistant and bodyguard first, the kind who could deal with monsters.
He'll be satisfied with it soon.
The new assistant is handsome, two years younger than him but extremely reliable. He can walk like an S-class monster and crawl all over the floor. He can do all the housework and even warm the bed.
Whether it's taste, aesthetics, or sexual orientation, they all fit in perfectly. They were simply created based on his ideal type.
The only thing is that the assistant has an ex-boyfriend that she can't forget.
This kind of ex who can't be forgotten is the most troublesome. Zhou Xuyuan died.
After regretting it for a while, I went out to meet new people at the invitation of a friend.
But just when he was about to exchange contact information with the new person, a familiar and cold breath enveloped him, and then his body felt light.
In a space with only weak light, Zhou Xuyuan's mouth was covered, and his arms, waist, knees, and ankles were tightly wrapped with cold things, making him unable to move.
Warm breath hit his ears. The assistant hugged him and said with a chuckle: "Master wants to abandon me again? Don't even think about it."
[Even if we die, we will sleep in each other's arms. ]
[After waiting for several years to evolve from a pure idiot to a dark, crazy assistant attacker vs. Enjoying life and forgetting about the target, a sunny and cheerful administrator suffers]
[Crazy dog vs owner]
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Motto: Never give up hope