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The ultimate social animal Bai Shitan died suddenly after staying up late and working overtime, and unexpectedly entered the infinite game world.
Facing the crisis-ridden dungeon world, Bai Shitan shed tears of joy from the corners of his eyes.
Very good.
As long as he doesn't go to work, he can do whatever he wants!
1.
In the dark and deep castle, dark red liquid filled the entire room.
The NPC in maid uniform raised the corners of her mouth and glanced at everyone with sinister eyes.
The new players were so scared that they hugged each other and shivered. The next second, they saw a young man rubbing his hands excitedly, diligently fetching tools, and said to the maid NPC: Beautiful lady, my mopping floor is very clean. Let me help you clean it together!
Player:? ? ?
Bai Shitan hummed a song: Cleaning is so happy^^
2.
In the dark school toilet, Bai Shitan stood in front of the sink and washed his hands.
He shook off the water drops on his hands, and when he turned around to leave, there was a sudden "dong, dong" knock on the door in the compartment behind him.
At the same time, it was accompanied by the woman's faint whimpering.
Bai Shitan hesitated in place for a few seconds, then turned around and walked outside the cubicle, reaching out and handing a pack of tissues in.
He gently reminded: "Don't cry. Remember to bring paper next time. Also, this is the men's room."
Female ghost:? ? ?
Bai Shitan breathed a sigh of relief: It's so happy to help others^^
A remote and backward barren mountain village, a bizarre sanatorium, an animal town with upside-down rules...
As more and more copies of Bai Shitan were cleared, players discovered that this handsome young man seemed not to be affected by the negative emotions in the game world at all, and always had a smiling and good attitude.
——Until they enter a realistic working copy as programmers.
That day, all the players who participated in the dungeon watched with their own eyes as the young man crushed the monster boss's head with his bare hands.
The reason was just because the monster asked them to work overtime to change the code.
All players: Beating workers is so scary!
Bai Shitan smiled slightly: I feel good.
#Worker, how can one not be crazy?
#Instead of blaming yourself, it's better to bury others
Although it's not normal at ordinary times, when I go to work, I feel even more crazy. × Those who like abnormal feelings are even more abnormal.
Intention: People are inherently good by nature, what should I do if I don't want to go to work?
