After suspecting that she was suffering from mental illness, Ruan Shu came to a mental sanatorium for treatment.
The sanatorium is indeed a sanatorium. The first thing the nurse said was: "Are you still a human being?"
Ruan Shu: "...?"
The second sentence: "Can you bow your head?"
Ruan Shu: "...?"
Looking at the head with his hands in front of him, Ruan Shu fell into deep thought.
After joining the nursing home, Ruan Shu followed the director out to arrest evil spirits.
Just when he was looking forward to witnessing the methods of seducing people in the underworld, Meng Jiang took out a pair of handcuffs from his pocket and said seriously:
"According to the provisions of the Underworld Business Administration Law, unlicensed operators need to pay a fine double of their income and be detained in a prison for fifteen days."
Ruan Shu:...? ? ?
Later, the annual work report of the Underworld was concluded, and Ruan Shu received a year-end bonus slip.
Meng Jiang: Any questions? No problem, you can sign.
Ruan Shu was silent: ... Why is it "Meng Po" in the column where the superior leader signed?
Meng Jiang took it for granted: I am Po Meng!
Ruan Shu:...? ? ?
#I don't know what surprises there are in this underworld
#Destruction, hurry up
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Recommend a pre-released article of the same type "Monster Management Bureau" where a large number of strange beasts from the mountains and seas appear. The copy is as follows:
Fang Jian is the first chicken-spirited civil servant in the history of the Demon Management Bureau.
When he first entered the Demon Management Bureau, Fang Qian indeed thought so.
But ever since he discovered that the ape living on the hill next to him was actually the great demon Zhu Yan, the buffalo that often visited his house was the ferocious beast Qiongqi, and even the civet cat he had played with since childhood was also the auspicious beast Faixiao, Fang Qian fell into deep thought.
... In that case, there is no reason for him to be a pheasant, right?
Intention: Break out of fixed thinking
