In order to graduate smoothly, Sheng Xi made a decision that went against his ancestors——
Do dog licking.
The person who licked was still his senior brother Pei Sixiu who had just finished scolding him passionately.
Not for anything else, just to grab the national project in his hands.
If you lick it, you'll kick it once you get the project.
You can't lick it... No, you have to do it. He has already written the script!
Then Sheng Xizhu began to perform:
Pei Sixiu stayed up late, getting up at two in the morning to deliver coffee;
Pei Sixiu frowned, he warmed his heart and chatted with netizens in the middle of the night;
Pei Sixiu said with a venomous tongue, he answered with a smile: "Senior brother is right, I am just a waste~"
The entire laboratory was silent.
Senior brother privately chatted with Sheng Xizhu: "Junior brother, have you been PUAed?"
Sheng Xizhu: "You don't understand, my current identity is a lone wolf in venture capital."
After three months of licking, the project has not yet arrived. Sheng Xizhu's mentality collapsed, and he planned to show off his cards and slap Pei Sixiu again——
"Senior brother, actually I have been acting during this time..."
Before he finished speaking, Pei Sixiu suddenly thrust his cell phone into Sheng Xizhu's face. A folder lights up on the screen: "Dog Licking KPI Assessment Form (Reverse Version)"
He brought me coffee and smiled fakely, but his eyes were so sleepy that he couldn't open them. It was kind of cute.
He deliberately joked with that hypocritical man in front of me and peeked at me 17 times from the corner of his eye. Screenshots have been taken to settle the score later.
He pretended to be drunk and leaned on my shoulder. My heartbeat was 140 and my breathing was as chaotic as running 800 meters. So I pretended to accidentally kiss him.
I deliberately refused to give him a project, but he was so anxious that he secretly scolded me. He didn't scold me in person, so he made progress.
Sheng Xi Zhu:? ? ? ? ? ?
Pei Sixiu took back his phone and said expressionlessly: "So, you don't have to act anymore. The project was originally given to you. I deliberately held on because I wanted you to lick it for a few more days."
Sheng Xi Zhu's head was buzzing: "Are you sick?!"
Pei Sixiu nodded, still cold and cold: "Yes."
Then he added: "Now, it's my turn to lick you. Just lie down."
"..."
Sheng Xi Zhu OS: Who wants you to lick it? ! !
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