Part-Time Job Kaisen

[The main story is complete, so enjoy! Bonus chapters and an epilogue are in the works] Dodge the death flags (√) torment the scummy bosses (√) gain superpowers (√) master the ultimate office-worker skill set (?) Scummy bosses, you can rest easy now. I'll take good care of your money, children, and body. Whatever job I take, the company goes under. After the company I worked for went bankrupt for the nth time, I looked at my meager savings and made a heartfelt wish to the cake: I hope I can find my next job. Maybe I was sincere enough for Heaven to finally take pity on me. My wish came true, and I finally found work! But here's the bad news: Every job comes with a scummy boss! The good news: I gained the ability to [do something to a scummy boss and get something from the scummy boss]! Wait... Who makes you fill in the blanks yourself for your own ability? I looked at the yellow, muscular humanoid Stand beside me and the well-behaved child tugging at my clothes, calculated Passione's current income, and stopped thinking. ...Uh? Thanks for the bequest, dear departed boss? Scummy Boss No. 1: A violent patient who also bites people. Terrifying. (Complete) Scummy Boss No. 2: An old vampire, savior of the wicked, generous with money. (Complete) Scummy Boss No. 3: A shut-in, low pay, tons of work, heartless deadbeat dad. (Complete) Scummy Boss No. 4: A coward, a talent-tormentor, and a rotten orange. (Complete) Scummy Boss No. 5: Lots of money, lots of work, drama at the liquor company, and a treacherous colleague. (Complete) This isn't working! These jobs have ruined my life!! My fine qualities have all disappeared at work, so I've resolved to be the black sheep, the fish that slacks off, and the weed bending whichever way the wind blows. The frail boss wants to recruit new members? No problem. I'll bring the strongest human, who can see the transparent world and wears earrings, straight to the boss! The boss who likes saying "wry" wants me to spy on his nemesis? No problem. I'll fabricate intelligence, write a thousand-word eulogy praising how a frail high-schooler and sickly old man could never defeat the boss, and take everyone on a speedrun of Egypt! The boss who never shows his face wants me to kill everyone trying to find out about him! No problem. I'll quietly put a missing-person notice in the paper, searching for a pink, moldy octopus! As the boss's confidant (and greatest liability), raising his nemesis, cutting the organization's lifeline, taking the bosses out for a sunbath, meeting my colleagues in person, and working out by fighting curses... That's all perfectly normal, right? The career of a blissfully oblivious woman working for an evil organization. The story is mostly told in first person, with an overall indulgent, satisfying tone. The female lead grows and is evolving toward becoming the strongest. Canon couples remain intact. The scummy bosses may increase or decrease in number. Timeline changes and out-of-character moments may occur, so please be understanding. Original title: [Crossover] Work Has Ruined My Life Your favorites, comments, and interactions help this story grow stronger (o(*￣▽￣*)o) ******New story planned for April 2025 [The Kujo Couple's Romance] After several years of dull married life, I finally decided to get a divorce. Although my husband is a 195-centimeter-tall mixed-race marine biologist with exactly the kind of face I like, a fantastic physique, and a good family background, I just can't stand only seeing him for three months out of every year. It's no different from being a widow! But life is always full of surprises. On the day I told my husband, who had just returned from a business trip, to come sign the divorce papers, it seemed he had turned into a high school student? He hadn't shrunk, his face was still handsome, and he was wearing a school uniform. This wasn't some kind of uniform play, because "his face looks far too young." No cosmetic procedure could achieve an effect like that! Seventeen-year-old Jotaro Kujo, suddenly told to come sign divorce papers, pulled his hat down. This was a bit much. His supposed daughter, "Jolyne Kujo," seemed older than him and was glaring at him from behind his current [partner]. Partner? Looking at the woman in front of him, Jotaro Kujo could feel his heart beating a little too fast. Kawajiri Shinobu's uneventful married life was stagnant, repeating itself endlessly. A serial killer appeared in the peaceful little town, but it had little to do with Kawajiri Shinobu. That is, until one day, a stranger came home wearing her husband's face. Aside from their identical appearance, he had far too many subtle tells. But so what? The wrong shoe size, superb cooking skills, blood on his cuffs. His presence was dangerous and alluring. Kawajiri Shinobu pretended not to notice, and her marriage began to burn with passion again. But six months later, Kawajiri Shinobu started to tire of this dangerous relationship. As she watched him leave, she called the police station, but before the call could connect, a familiar warmth pressed against her from behind. "Have you gotten tired of me already?" he asked, his cool hand covering Shinobu's and hanging up for her. Shinobu's personality has been slightly changed and embellished. Please bear with me. A little dark and twisted romance. There may be a love triangle: Kawajiri Kosaku → Kawajiri Shinobu ← Yoshikage Kira. Theme: Though the road is difficult and long, keep going and you will arrive.