When Hephaestus Had an Anti-Addiction System

The life of Hephaestus, the god of fire and craftsmen, was spent among: a mother who had the ability to give birth to a baby on her own, a father who was timid and indigestion who ate too much and drank too much, a wife who was a cattle farmer and loved to plant grasslands, some half-brothers who loved greening, an adopted son who shot love arrows at random, and he who was a broken man. One day, I was half drunk at Dionysus's drinking party. When I woke up, I had a magical anti-addiction system. Hephaestus read the strange past life in the system, applied for divorce from his father, and took the golden triangle table to the Caucasus Mountains to find his good friend Prometheus to concentrate on building equipment. Eight hundred years after leaving Olympus, other gods confirmed that Hephaestus disappeared in Dionysus' territory, and new rumors began. ——Dionysus, the god of wine, abducted Hephaestus, the god of fire! ——The truth behind the divorce of Hephaestus and Aphrodite was because of Dionysus! Troubled by the rumors, Dionysus chased him to the Caucasus Mountains, only hoping for someone to clarify. Until he saw the guy soaking in a hot spring intimately with someone, picked up the person and soaked him in his wine pool, and placed the picture of a person who was full of innocence and confusion, as cute as an angel, on the wall of the wine pool: "Hephaestus, it is now rumored that you and I are a couple. Let's make the rumor true and make your confused wife regret it?" Hephaestus' anti-addiction system was passively activated: "Thank you, I'm not interested in orthopedics." Dionysus: "?" On a snowy night, Hephaestus took his craftsman's hammer and abandoned his good friends and fled to a manor. The owner of the manor showed a benevolent and beautiful smile of God, and his voice was bewitching: "You were born by Hera herself, so we are not considered orthopedic." Hephaestus: "Who said the anti-addiction system is useful? Why can't it prevent you?" Dionysus: "Useful, to guard against love rivals." Hephaestus: "?" ——Food Guide—— Have private facilities Probably the scheming Dionysus who protects his wife and is domineering. He is disliked for his ugly appearance but is cute and thinks that he will become evil due to his physical disability and strong will. However, he is an honest person and has some acting skills but not much. 1V1 Information refers to various versions of Greek mythology Attack and suffering are not related by blood Focusing on the daily lives of the two main gods and other CPs The idea comes from wanting to eat CP in my spare time The whole text is written in nonsense. Everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables. If you don't like them, don't eat them. Digging copy: 2024.8.15 Screenshot of copywriting: 2024.9.1 Intention: Loyalty and passion of love are one of the most touching reasons. If you don't love, please don't hurt.