
The Inner Voice System Doesn't Want Anyone Eyeing the Beauty
心声系统不想美人被盯上
by Single-Mindedly Carrying the Literary Burden (一心负文)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 394k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Xiao Puliang is the beautiful protagonist of the danmei novel Beautiful Men Are Always Coveted in Infinite Games. Everyone loves him, but he is weak and easy to bully. The only reason he survives the terrifying instances is that powerful players fight over him. And if nothing unexpected happens, he'll be subjected to unspeakable things...
Tong Tong, who transmigrated into a System, picked his nose and didn't care in the least. "Oh, and then?"
The Main God: "Go protect him. Keep an eye on him and safeguard his chastity!"
Tong Tong turned to look at the four deranged, obsessive semes surrounding the beautiful protagonist. The pressure of a mountain crushed his back: "...Damn Main God, are you doing this to mess with me on purpose?"
*
Tong Tong had a secret: he could see the descriptions hovering above people's heads.
When a powerful seme appeared, Tong Tong saw this description above his head: An underdog seme poised to rise in an infinite-flow story. Obsessive and possessive. He'll forcefully claim Xiao Puliang and make him his plaything.
Tong Tong instinctively stepped in front of Xiao Puliang. "How dare you, you brat!"
Especially when this seme even tried to touch Xiao Puliang's little hand!
Tong Tong looked at the man's hand and lamented, "Fun fact: that hand you've been holding has touched a dick."
Xiao Puliang awkwardly pulled his hand back. "Sorry, I'm a germaphobe."
Tong Tong's eyes lit up. Huh? That works too?
When he saw Xiao Puliang pinned against the wall by an overbearing, deranged seme,
Tong Tong was so furious his face twisted as he protested, "He dares pin you against the wall today, tomorrow he'll hit you, and the day after he'll kill you. There's nothing he wouldn't dare to do!"
He let out a triple shriek: "Aah! He's killing people! He's killing people! Aaaaaah!"
The seme pinched the bridge of his nose. "Tsk, you're giving me a headache."
But Xiao Puliang couldn't help laughing. "Pfft."
When a dark, lecherous seme tried to do something indecent to Xiao Puliang,
mascot Tong Tong could only drag over a police ghost and report the seme's criminal record. "Officer, it's him! Him! Hurry up and arrest him!"
Before they knew it, the semes seemed to have stopped clinging to Xiao Puliang so much. Tong Tong was getting ready to retire after a job well done and clear the instance with Xiao Puliang, when one, two, three, four semes suddenly grabbed Xiao Puliang and wouldn't let him leave.
Tong Tong was just about to launch into an impassioned rant when he heard them say:
"You can leave, but Tong Tong stays."
Tong Tong: "Huh???"
The beautiful man, who had always been passive, suddenly had murder in his eyes. He wrapped his arms around Tong Tong from behind, a terrifying danger glinting in his gaze. "Why should I? He's mine."
The next moment, he beat the whole lot of them while Tong Tong wasn't looking, then dragged him along into the next instance.
After they cleared every instance perfectly, players everywhere wondered who the powerful player was who had a one-hundred-percent clear rate and had slain a god.
Sitting in the lap of the immensely powerful Xiao Puliang, Tong Tong pondered in trepidation. "Why does something always feel off?"
*
There was a rumor in the eerie world: if you see someone good-looking, don't rush up and flirt with them. They might be that terrifying lord, the one bearing the Main God's curse, who devours gods and leaves everyone quaking in fear.
He was a being even the Main God dreaded. Every weapon sent against him had met with defeat.
What they didn't know was that Xiao Puliang had long since grown tired of living this way. He hated these disgusting, shameless players, and he hated these eerie creatures. One day, he suddenly felt the urge to destroy the world. Just as he was about to act on it, something unexpected happened.
He met a System.
At first, he only wanted to cruelly kill it, just as he had done countless times before. But gradually, he began to feel something different.
He suddenly thought it might be rather interesting to keep it around, didn't he?
Later, he even began browsing the System Shop, which he had never opened before, picking through its wares like a dragon decorating a beloved treasure. "So this is the best material there is. I wonder if he'll like it..."
Bonus Scene-
"Tong Tong, where are you going? I'm scared," Xiao Puliang said, putting on a very deliberate show of crying.
"All right, all right, I'm not leaving. Don't cry," Tong Tong hurried to comfort him. He was really just warning the eerie creatures not to bully him!
"Based on my livestreaming experience, there's definitely a monster behind this mirror. Smash it."
Xiao Puliang obediently nodded. While he was turned away, the monster ran off in tears, terrified: "Waaah, so scary!"
He even claimed this was all part of Tong Tong's strategy, gazing at him admiringly. "Tong Tong, you're amazing. You scared it away."
Tong Tong was feeling pretty pleased with himself and didn't notice anything was wrong. "Of course, of course. Just keep it low-key."
A hard-to-suppress glint passed through Xiao Puliang's eyes. "By the way, Tong Tong, I don't really understand that sort of thing. Could you teach me too?"
Tong Tong looked completely innocent and took on the task with a strong sense of responsibility. "Of course! Sex education can't wait. Once you understand, bad men won't be able to trick you. I'll teach you!"
Later, Tong Tong looked at the marks all over his body and questioned his life. "Who am I? Where am I? Wasn't he supposed to be the bottom???"
[Click to follow for updates] >> Four Jinjiang Semes Save a Haitang Bottom!
Four top-quality Jinjiang male leads transmigrated into a Haitang novel.
Each of them had to save the Haitang bottom. If they succeeded, they could return to their original world.
The male lead of an old-school, melodramatic CEO novel smirked. "You want me to save him? Let's see if he's even worthy."
"What are you looking at? If you don't want your family business ruined, you should get down on your knees and kiss my shoes."
The Haitang bottom immediately dropped to his knees to kiss his feet. "Master, please give me your orders~"
He: "Shit! What are you doing? Have some shame! Get up, now!" At midnight: "Waaah, I'm the worst!"
The ascetic top-tier actor gripped his chin, a glacier cracking in his eyes. "How many people have you pleased with this body? Why don't I teach you... what 'acting' really means?"
The Haitang bottom knelt on shards of glass without even blinking. "Like this? I'm... so excited. It doesn't hurt at all."
The actor's hands trembled as he called a friend, sobbing. "Come save him! I'm about to kill him by accident, waah! You little menace, get up!"
The brilliant, beautiful, tragic professor took off his gold-rimmed glasses and crushed the cigarette between his fingers. "Get one question wrong..."
The Haitang bottom: "I've already taken my clothes off!"
The professor wiped away his sweat. "Who taught you to act like this? Don't do that. I'm too young to go to prison! Put your clothes back on!"
The younger campus heartthrob, a delinquent hacker beneath the surface, bit his earlobe and sneered with reddened eyes. "Dare to pull that little trick..."
The Haitang bottom revealed purplish bruises. "Are you going to treat me like my uncles did?"
The heartthrob stomped on a computer. "Fuck, who are you talking about? Tell me, and I'll beat him to death. I'll even open a case against him!"
Wen Yan was the most famous rose in Haitang City.
With red at the corners of his eyes, his waist trembling, and a cigarette crushed between his lips, he smiled with decadent, heartless beauty.
Everyone said he was a born seducer, a canary in the cages of the powerful, the most expensive item at a midnight auction.
But... roses have thorns too...
Reader's Guide
- Everyone is fiercely devoted to someone, and neither the semes nor the bottom are easy to handle.
- Haitang flavor: scheming seduction, forced love, a battlefield of romantic rivals, and possibly a crematorium arc.
- A story of redemption, a beautiful and tragic character rising up, secret identities, and reversals.
- Important warning: The bottom pretends to be a playboy at first. Every seme is cunning, but they're all hopeless romantics underneath.
Check out this novel too! What should I do about my roommate always bullying me?
My name is Jian Zhen. I'm a top student, brought in at the principal's request.
I have a roommate who bullies me for no reason.
Just because we're roommates, he looked at my clothes with disdain and said, "What kind of ragged clothes are those?" Then he threw me ten thousand yuan.
When we went out to eat, he tossed me a card and told me to use it however I wanted.
I stared at the cash and black card in my arms, lost in thought.
I posted this on my social media: Qin Huai said my clothes are shabby and insulted me (with money). I have to pay every time we go out to eat (he pays). I have mixed feelings.
Then one day, it hit me: my roommate was the notorious villain from a novel, hated by the entire internet for bullying people. But who would dare spread a rumor that the villain was bullying them?
He thought his roommate was pretty nice, actually. His roommate covered his mouth in an attempt to hide the Bulgari, wore a Rolex Submariner on his right wrist, and was decked out in luxury brands he couldn't even name. He seemed very well cared for.
Meanwhile, the campus forum was in an uproar. Because of Jian Zhen, the model student's, posts, Qin Huai had become the target of public anger. He was being attacked online, and people at the college also thought he was bullying Jian Zhen, so they went to investigate.
Jian Zhen: "He won't let me wear clothes in the dorm. It gets in the way of him doing other things to me."
They were about to fly into a rage when they found out what had really happened:
Qin Huai: "Don't wear that shirt anymore. I'll buy you a new one."
Everyone: "...??"
Jian Zhen: "He insisted on rehearsing in the dorm. I wouldn't let him, so he grabbed me."
They were just rolling up their sleeves when they learned the truth:
Qin Huai had affectionately pinched Jian Zhen's cheek.
Everyone: "..."
That night, Qin Huai: "Bro, you smell so good~"
Jian Zhen: "He said I stink so much when I don't shower that I'll knock him out."
The other students went from righteous indignation to stunned silence when they learned the truth. Then they warned him: "Don't sleep too deeply at night, and remember to lock the bathroom door when you shower."
*
Qin Huai was currently a top-tier star, but at the peak of his popularity, he announced he was returning to school.
The internet was divided between fans and haters, but many loyal fans said they were willing to wait for him.
Then rumors spread at school that he was bullying a male classmate. People started unfollowing him, and when his latest show, My Roommate, was about to air, they were eager to pile on. Just then, they saw this:
Jian Zhen: "Qin Huai said if I dare disobey him, he'll make me regret it."
The major gossip accounts were eager to pounce, but it turned out Qin Huai had said, "Be a good boy and listen to me, sweetheart. I'll bring you a set of jewelry later. It's beautiful, and I guarantee you'll love it."
Netizens: "Please arrange for someone to bully me like this right now. I'm not joking!"
Some people didn't believe it and watched the whole thing. Here's what really happened:
Qin Huai: "Here's a little bouquet of roses to add some color to your life."
Jian Zhen: "He said he'd show me some color."
Only then did they realize they'd misunderstood Qin Huai, and that all those rumors from back then had been false. Qin Huai was just bad at explaining himself!
Bonus Scene:
Not long after the two got together, rumors spread that Qin Huai had cheated.
Reporters swarmed them.
Jian Zhen: "Mr. Qin said he and so-and-so slept together without wearing anything."
The reporters eagerly set to work, writing dramatic articles. But the truth was:
Qin Huai: "Back when the whole internet hated me, so-and-so and I kept each other warm."
The netizens' silence was deafening. From then on, everyone was careful with their attacks online. "You don't mean it the way Jian Zhen would mean it, do you?"
Theme: Stay positive and face life head-on through adversity.
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Reader comments 33
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Tongtong Baby has an inexplicably funny but very comfortable feeling, hahahahaha
Suddenly I didn't want Xiao Lai to be the official matchmaker, so I just left Tong Tong behind.
Kavin oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hahahahahahahaha continue in the Shura field [make me healthy]
The main palace didn't recognize him until the end and wanted to kill Tongtong 💔
Hahaha, hurry up and get off the horse, I want to see the kiss on the little mouth
Wow, baby, your earthy love words are getting more and more impressive, hahahahahahaha
Teacher, please write another chapter, just feed the chickens, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck
Teacher, when will the update be updated tomorrow? School is about to start, and I feel sad when I think about not having to read your article. 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
Why did you stop here? Madam, can you sleep? 😭