They All Say We're a Dog Couple

Set in a world where same-sex marriage is legal. The couple: a reserved, lovesick top and a beautiful, sharp-tongued bottom who holds grudges.

(1)

Feng Yiting was a male celebrity surrounded by scandals, widely agreed to have no redeeming qualities besides a face so stunning it left people speechless.

His sharp tongue got him in trouble when an offhand joke was linked to the current top-tier star, film emperor Pei Junyuan.

Feng Yiting was dragged online for a whole day. To quell the uproar, his management company hurriedly sent him to a charity reality show for a makeover.

And there, he ran into the other person involved.

Awkward. He wanted to die.

(2)

Pei Junyuan's career had gone smoothly ever since his debut. The only person who ever gave him a headache was his junior colleague at the same company.

Always calling him Brother Pei and gazing at him starry-eyed, the guy was a real handful.

On the reality show, Feng Yiting was delighted to watch the drama unfold, only for Pei Junyuan to grab him and make him deal with the junior colleague.

Feng Yiting: "???"

Pei Junyuan: "I absolutely don't like you. I just want you to help me act as a shield and bodyguard. If you can make him fall for someone else, I'll even get you some opportunities."

Feng Yiting: You'd better mean it.

(3)

Pei Junyuan was sure he could never fall for someone as boisterous as Feng Yiting, but the face-slapping came without warning.

Just seeing Feng Yiting standing with someone else was enough to make him so jealous he couldn't keep a straight face.

Pei Junyuan: I want to wish him well. I hope he and that person are happy...

Like hell!

When someone else is the third wheel, they're shameless. When it's you, it's a love story for the ages!

(4)

When they found out Feng Yiting was appearing on the same reality show as Pei Junyuan, netizens tuned in hoping to see a spectacle.

But Feng Yiting's wildly unfiltered attitude and his habit of acting like he wanted to take on the whole world had them completely hooked.

"You want crystals, pearls, and diamonds for decoration. Are you trying to hang yourself from the ceiling and turn yourself into a chandelier?"

"You keep telling me to open my eyes and see the world. Who do you think you are, Lin Zexu?"

"Why call him a ladies' man? He's been played by so many women, he's just a duck!"

Later, netizens realized they weren't the only ones hooked. Pei Junyuan was, too.

#Genuine question: Has Pei Junyuan turned on Feng Yiting's automatic-follow mode? Why is he everywhere Feng Yiting goes?#

#His words say Feng Yiting is just a good buddy, but his actions say he's his actual wife.#

Bonus scene:

A long time after they got together, Pei Junyuan appeared on a talk show.

Host: "How did you two get together?"

Pei Junyuan: "I confessed in the morning, held his hand at noon, hugged him that evening, and got slapped in the face in the middle of the night."

Theme: Becoming a better version of yourself for love