The Daily Life of the Sand Sculpture Buddha's Doting Wife and Raising Children

At the beginning, an old couple gave birth to three children~ This is an era where cultivation and technology go hand in hand. Some people defend themselves against cannons, while others use swords to chase planes. Thousands of years ago, Sakyamuni forced the King of Birds to give birth to two cubs for him. Now he has returned to seclusion in the mountains, his wife has become a CEO, and his son has emerged from his shell. Wearing a red coat, with her chest open, a large gold chain hanging around her neck, and a pair of Hawaiian-style shorts on her lower body. Shakya works as a boxer coach during the day and sets up a stall selling pancakes and fruits at night. Every morning, I have to ride a small electric donkey, carrying two little bald boys, one in front and one in the back, to Xiuzhen Kindergarten. For thousands of years, the world has long forgotten the Buddha Lord Sakyamuni. Until one day, Minghuang told him with red eyes: Zaizai was kidnapped. Sakyamuni put on his cassock again and called on thousands of Buddhist disciples to rush into the kidnappers' lair. The evil man was desperate and knelt down shouting: "My Buddha is merciful." "Mercy, you are such a bastard. You dare to hurt my wife and children. I will send you to heaven as soon as possible." On that day, the world remembered the fear that thousands of years ago, the entire world of cultivation was dominated by a group of bald heads. The biggest wife in the world, the sand sculpture rough Han Buddha is the main attacker …………………………………………………… Pre-receipt 1 [After the rebirth of the wife-loving maniac] Emperor Qian Cheng ascended the throne at the age of eight, with no real power. The court was controlled by the left prime minister. As a puppet emperor, he was allowed to be manipulated by others. Emperor Chengqian was forced to get married at the age of sixteen, and made Du Ruoqing, the concubine of the left prime minister, the queen. He moved into Fengyi Palace. Emperor Chengqian only stayed in the palace on the first and fifteenth day of every month, and he was not happy with the queen. After Emperor Qian had been dormant for twelve years, he finally overthrew the left prime minister on the day of his coronation. All members of the Du family were executed, and none of his female family members became official slaves. The Du family lost power, and the queen was implicated and sentenced to the cold palace. Du Ruoqing thought that from now on, she would live in plain clothes and eat simple food, and this miserable life would end. Unexpectedly, the emperor, who had always been indifferent and rude to him, would not stay in the luxurious Qinghe Palace, sneaking into the cold palace every night to have sex with him. Emperor Cheng Qian: Damn it, I finally got rid of that old bastard left prime minister. I won't pretend anymore. Here comes my beautiful wife. But after all, the emperor was young and could not understand the word love. As a powerful person, he was disheartened by the deposed queen. Du Ruoqing escaped from the surveillance of the palace guards late at night, and threw herself into a well with all thoughts lost. Fortunately, although the well in Leng Gong was deep, it was dry. When Du Ruoqing was rescued, her life was safe and she only broke one leg. Emperor Cheng Qian was so frightened that he almost lost Qingqing forever. He almost became a lonely man without a wife. That night, the imperial doctor changed the medicine on Du Ruoqing's injured leg, followed Emperor Qian and retreated to the left and right, and knelt in front of the couch where his wife lay prone until dawn. After that, he spent countless efforts to get Qingqing to accept him again. Du Ruoqing died at the end of his life. Although Emperor Chengqian had not yet finished his life, he no longer had any nostalgia for the world and was buried in the imperial mausoleum with his queen. On the day the coffin was closed, Emperor Cheng Qian held the cold corpse with his eyes cloudy and his voice vicissitudes of life: "Qing Qing, wait for me on the road to Huangquan. I will live and die in the same hole as Cen. You will be my Zitong in the next life." Just like this, when he closed his eyes and opened his eyes, time went backwards, and he actually went back to the past? The first thing Emperor Cheng Qian did after his rebirth: confirm whether the old man, the left prime minister, was dead? The second thing: rushing to the cold palace regardless of image. Wife, beautiful wife, the dog is here. I will never bully you again this time and let the dog kiss you properly. He made mistakes in his previous life and wasted some years. After his rebirth, he wanted to make up for all the wasted time. Attack: A dog man who carves his doting wife into his life Shou: Gentle and affectionate, a combination of strength and softness, a great beauty Demining: Give birth! ! ! The ancient story about rebirth and pampering one's wife means that one suddenly wants to make a pot of old rice, satisfy one's sexual fetishes, and have a beautiful and fragrant wife~ Zuo Xiang is indeed Shou's father, but he failed Shou's mother and abused Shou, so he deserves to die. Shou has no feelings for him or the Du family. ………………………… Pre-collection 2 [Are you rural people so low-key? The spiritual energy of the Chinese mainland has revived, and many existences that were only spread in myths have begun to reappear in front of the world. As the genius of Xuanmen and the leader of the Chinese Dragon Group, Li Qing's daily job is to lead the members of the Dragon Group to negotiate when these beings appear to prevent them from causing harm to China and affecting the lives of ordinary people. Li Qing's lover's name is Ergou. He is just a nobody. He comes from a rural area and has little education. My current job is to deliver food. I leave early and come back late. I earn 250 a day. My lover doesn't have any ambitions either. He hangs around behind him every day after get off work, bringing tea and water, rubbing his shoulders and feet, and taking his wife and baby in his mouth. He's so sticky. When they first fell in love, everyone was not optimistic about them, for no other reason than the huge gap in strength. It was Li Qing who insisted on going his own way despite everyone's opinions, so that he and Ergou could achieve success. Now they have been in love for many years and still love each other. But even so, it is inevitable to be criticized, a flower stuck in cow dung. Fortunately, Ergou was very carefree and didn't take it to heart. Just when Li Qing thought that life would go on peacefully but warmly, something unexpected happened. A violent Qiongqi refused to listen to dissuasion and tried to crash the Three Gorges Dam and divert the Yangtze River water back into the river. Li Qing led the members of the Chinese Dragon Group to resist desperately, but in the end they were still defeated due to lack of ability. Seeing that it was about to succeed, Li Qing felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart. Even as a Xuanmen genius, he was still unable to resist these legendary beings. At this moment, a crack was torn open in the sky with bare hands, and a delivery boy rushed out of the crack. Wearing take-out clothes and a safety helmet, Ergou was so angry that he took off the soles of the drag boy and rushed up to pull Qiongqi out of the dog. "Fuck you, you dare to touch my wife, I will kill you!" "How can I support my wife if I am delayed in making money? You piece of shit, believe it or not, I will peel off your skin and stew it with dog meat." Li Qing:...... Only then did Li Qing realize that although the man in his family was called Ergou, his surname was Xuanyuan. The Xuanyuan clan, the legendary helmsmen of the divine realm, can create the world and pick up the stars. Li Qing: "Come home with me and explain it carefully." Ergou: "Honey, don't twist your ears. There are so many people watching. Let's go home and talk about it. Is it okay if we don't kneel down to the durian?" Invincible but casual, not afraid of anything but his wife's low-key attack Intention: With hope in mind, everything can be expected