Shi Yan was sent to a small world as punishment for a task.
"You made a colossal mistake!" the System said. "Even the director I admire most came to check on you in person. Who do you think you are?"
Shi Yan: Didn't you say I was just some lousy janitor? What big mistake could a janitor make? By the way, what did he say?
"Find them if you can. If you can't, die."
Shi Yan: ...
So Shi Yan had no choice but to bring his still-intact life and a capture plan supposedly calculated with the combined efforts of the entire quick transmigration bureau into the small world. He would earn the targets' trust and trick them, uh, take them away.
Shi Yan: Damn this quick transmigration bureau! Usually they make me sweep trash, and now they make me sweep trash in the small worlds too?
Targets: Honey, honey, honey! I'm not trash, trash, trash! I'm your husband, husband, husband!
Shi Yan: Wait, am I hearing things? Why is there an echo?
System: System analysis indicates that this world has multiple targets.
Shi Yan: Why didn't you tell me something this important in advance? Two fists can't beat four hands, no, eight hands, countless hands!
Someone: Hehe. Slurp.
[World One] A delivery guy with a super-strength buff who can knock out the top with one punch
I told you not to force me. Look what happened, you fell!
[World Two] A technically skilled gaming companion who fails and is forced to pretend to be weak to make money
Three drinks in, and I'm already acting. I'll make you cry. Big brother, logging on tonight?
[World Three] The greatest hairstylist
The punk look is just a lie. In our line of work, good taste is basic skill, get it?
[World Four] The overbearing bandit chief falls for me
True love is precious, but once you become mine, you're my treasure. Wait, I didn't say you were my only treasure...
To be continued...
1. The first world is confirmed. The order of the later worlds may change. I have some other ideas I haven't included yet. I'll add them as soon as I've worked out the outlines.
2. The top is a different slice of the same person in each world, and there is usually more than one.
3. I'll arrange the rest when I think of it.
The blurb was screenshotted and saved on November 3, 2024.
Theme: Everyone should take life seriously
For now, there is a glimmer of hope for both Xia and Ji. The doctor will leave it alone (shakes his head) being aloof is not good for puppies (smiles)
You also fell in love with us when we were little 😚
Hahahahahaha Doctor (slapping himself crazily): What was I doing before?
Hahaha, just three [cat heads]
Oh my god, the three of you are simply giving me away at the speed of light! Sure enough, puppies are invincible! (Big cheers)
When we arrive at the zombie den, does this mean knowing ourselves and our enemies?
The road is too bad. Cai loves to play, but can't afford it. [Anger]
You know, Xiao Yan is now the Little Holy Father. 🥺
Coming soon, the Holy Father segment. (Expect)
Yan: Man, you successfully caught my attention.