Even a Gloomy Shut-In Wants to Date a Zoldyck

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A love story between two dark weirdos

Blurb:

At first, Illumi paid no attention to the fact that a new, gloomy maid had joined the household.

Even though she was the sort who always lurked in the shadows, secretly watching people, and would occasionally crawl around in a corner, contorting her limbs into a heart shape...

After all, Meteor City had all kinds of people. The moment Illumi truly noticed her was one day when he rounded a corner and accidentally kicked her as she crawled all over the wall, making a heart shape at his younger brother.

A pile of private photos of his younger brother fell out of her arms. Some even showed his brother drooling in his sleep, pictures Illumi himself didn't have.

There was actually someone else in this family who cared so much about the Zoldyck family members. He was deeply gratified...

Killua noticed that ever since the family hired a strange maid, things around him would mysteriously disappear. Every so often, he'd also hear a strange cackling sound in the air.

Sometimes, when he turned around, he would see an unidentified creature crawling and contorting in a corner. For a while, he wondered if a ghost from a horror movie had escaped into the real world.

Then one day, he discovered that his awful older brother was sharing photos of him with this unidentified creature. His private photos.

He couldn't take it anymore.

Killua chose to run away from home.

The worst part was that years later, while adventuring with Gon, he learned that the ghost had actually married his awful older brother.

What a horrifying nightmare.

Wedding skit:

Gittarackur: Kakakaka (puts a nail in his mouth)

Flower Translator: Your older brother says he hopes you'll wear a cute animal costume with ears and meow at the wedding... (making things up with a perfectly straight face)

Gittarackur: Kakakaka (nods in agreement)

Flower Translator: Don't throw away the animal costume after you've worn it. He wants to frame it... No, save it for his future little son to wear... (wipes drool)

Gittarackur: Kakakaka!! (nods enthusiastically, a glint shining in his dark eye sockets)

Flower Translator: He also said it would be even better if you took another set of high-resolution photos to hang above his bed. Heh heh... (nosebleed gushing)

Killua's mouth twitched: "...Did my older brother really say that many words?"

Get lost, you two perverts.

Theme: Even dark weirdos want to fall in love