After Seeing My Best Friend's Life Flash Before His Eyes, I Decided to Curse Him (Gojo/Geto)

As death came for him, Geto Suguru's twenty-seven years of memories flashed through his mind.

Like a bystander, he silently watched his own short life play out.

Just as he was getting ready to ascend peacefully to heaven, he realized the reel of memories was still going. Wait, this looks like Gojo's reel. Mr. Grim Reaper, did you put on the wrong one? I'm the one dying today, Geto Suguru. My best friend is supposed to live long enough to wreak havoc for a thousand years.

With his protest ignored, Geto decided to make the most of the chance to watch. He immersed himself in the dazzling, thrilling life of the strongest sorcerer. But the more he watched, the angrier he got. In a fit of rage, he cursed himself on the spot, turned into a special-grade cursed spirit, and devoured his own corpse.

From then on, the strongest sorcerer had a special-grade imaginary cursed spirit following him around.

Gojo Satoru: Sorry, sensei is a pure-love type too~

Okkotsu Yuta: As long as you're happy, sensei. Though your guardian spirit doesn't look very happy...

Zenin Maki: The white-haired idiot finally got cursed... Wait, are we not allowed to say "idiot" either?

Panda: We're doomed. The human world really is about to end.

Fushiguro Megumi & Itadori Yuji: Why are you chasing (trying to kill) us?

Gojo Satoru: Don't worry~ Suguru really likes you guys... Hey, spit my students out already! Don't eat everything, you'll get a stomachache. Aren't the fingers with a little brain matter enough for you?

[Content warnings]

1. Written in a burst of fangirl fervor. It diverges from the original and has no logic. It's all about the fun.

2. At its heart, this is [28-year-old Gojo and cursed-spirit Geto], a deeply devoted, mutual romance.

Theme: Love is the most twisted curse