[The bird that picks up rubbish to support the family, the poor but ambitious tit, is attacked by the god of wealth who fakes amnesia and pretends to be a good boy]
My name is Shan Que, a northern long-tailed tit, and a professional tribulation person.
Gonggong touched the mountain and secretly pulled over the side frame, King Wu defeated Zhou and helped the Golden Immortal kill three corpses, Monk Tang went west to ambush the Shituo Ridge, and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea and earned appearance fees...
The record is transparent and can be checked by Si Mingxingjun.
But I can only help one person through a love crisis——
Qin Wuhai specializes in business and seeking wealth.
Passerby: So you're saying that the reason you're collecting rags here is because the God of Wealth is your ex-boyfriend?
Shan Que nodded: That's right.
Passerby: Can't you beg him to let you go?
Shan Que: You don't understand, a good ex-boyfriend should be as good as dead
Then there was a loud noise in the sky, and a man fell into the garbage pile of his newly recovered home.
Shan Que turned around and found that it was his dead ex-boyfriend.
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Qin Wuhai has lost his memory. He can't do anything and eat nothing.
Qin Wuhai after amnesia: Who are you?
Shan Que sang with his singing voice comparable to that of a lark: Son, son, I am your father~
Qin Wuhai: "Hate me so much? I'm not your ex-boyfriend who you always had trouble with but finally gave up on, right?"
Shan Que offered Qin Wuhai three sticks of incense and scolded him in a dialect he couldn't understand.
Qin Wuhai: "You admire me so much? I should be your ex-boyfriend who you couldn't love, right?"
After receiving the commission and being plotted by the evil ghost, Qin Wuhai took several blows for Shan Que, who was furious.
Qin Wuhai: "You feel sorry for me so much? I must be your ex-boyfriend who is about to get back together, right?"
Shan Que wiped his tears: "Have you lost your memory?"
Qin Wuhai tilted his head and closed his eyes: "Ah, I'm dead."
Shan Que: "Get up and tell me clearly!"
Small Theater
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain God of Wealth, who did not want to be named, took advantage of the moonlight to open the "Guide to Chasing a Wife in the Crematorium".
"Question 3886: How can you win back your wife's heart after you cheat her body and mind and kill her to become a Taoist priest?
Answer: Absolutely impossible. I advise you not to struggle and plead guilty immediately! You murderer! Your ex-wife will just hate you and find a better guy to marry! "
Very good, basically in line with Qin Wuhai's situation.
In addition to being deceived of his body and mind, he was the one who killed his wife and became a preacher, and he is also the one who is now preparing to pursue his wife.
Intention: Eat well, sleep well, fall in love well
