I, a Total Failure, Broke the World

Yu Qingqing is completely bewildered when she wakes up to find that readers have cursed her into another world.

Is it really a crime to write a book that people don't like these days?

Readers: That's not just a book people don't like! The couples make no sense, and the male lead's unrequited love is for another man?! How is that merely unpopular? You're trampling all over ordinary people's values!

Yu Qingqing bursts into tears. I'm sorry! Let me go back!

Readers: It's too late. Stay over there and cultivate properly. Experience all the ups and downs of life, then come back and write. You flop!

Yu Qingqing cries again.

So what if I'm a flop? Don't flops have rights?

She gets to her feet, wipes away her tears, and clenches her fists, swearing to herself: The readers in my old world weren't tolerant enough. Cultivators must be much more open-minded. I'm going to become a bestselling author in this world!

Huh? The sect leader senior brother is so cool and aloof, and he has such great chemistry with the fiery-tempered eldest senior brother!

Wow! The Demon Lord is gorgeous. I love this big sister!

Hmm? Wouldn't a love triangle between the three of them be fascinating?

The eldest senior brother and the sect leader fall for each other, but because they're both men, they can only secretly pine for each other. Then the beautiful Demon Lord suddenly confesses her love, and the two can no longer hide their feelings. After plenty of twists and turns, the three of them live happily ever after!

Yu Qingqing is so moved she can hardly contain herself. I'm truly a peerless genius at writing couples. A convoluted plot like this is sure to make me famous!

And then she really does become famous.

The sect leader, who cultivates the Way of Unfeeling, discovers that the things she writes come true and takes her under his wing to teach her personally.

The hot-tempered eldest senior brother takes her sword training to correct her warped values.

The beautiful Demon Lord is afraid she'll throw her off balance, so she forcibly gives her a better spiritual root, hoping she'll focus on cultivation from now on instead of making up nonsense.

But Yu Qingqing is stubborn beyond reason. She behaves herself and cultivates for only a few days before secretly writing another novel.

This time, she adds the great villain sealed beneath the Wuji Sect and pairs him with herself.

The moment they sense the seal weakening, the powerful figures of the three realms rush to the Wuji Sect. Seeing Yu Qingqing grinning like a lovesick fool, the seasoned experts all burst into tears.

"You little menace! Do you even know what you've unleashed?"

Huh? Yu Qingqing looks completely baffled.

What could a no-talent flop like her possibly unleash? What kind of trouble could a child at the sixth level of Qi Refining cause?

Flames shoot into the sky, and a black dragon bursts forth. Everyone turns pale.

Amid the terror and tension, the hot-tempered eldest senior brother suddenly grabs the still-dazed Yu Qingqing and shouts at the black dragon overhead, "Xie Wujun, this is the woman you love most in this life! Catch!"

Yu Qingqing: !!! Eldest senior brother, I can't believe you're that kind of person!

Everyone wipes away their sweat. Thank goodness, this time she set herself up. It's fine now. Everyone can go home. Xie Wujun will fall in love with Yu Qingqing, so let's head back and wait for the gossip...

I kept the world at peace with a single pen

Theme: Goofiness is the source of joy