The JJ livestreaming app holds a short-form drama competition, and one entry, called A Toddler's Version of The Qin Empire, quickly goes viral.
The protagonist is a three-year-old little cutie. She says she's a little golden dragon from the Western Sea, and that she traveled to the Qin Dynasty to find her dad, an incredibly gentle big black dragon.
Oh, and she says her dad's name is Ying Zheng.
At first, netizens all think it's just a newly released livestream drama. That is, until someone notices that the bronze sword the little cutie is holding looks exactly like one on display in a museum, and the Terracotta Warriors from the pits begin appearing in the livestream one after another.
The netizens who thought they were watching a livestream drama: Huh???
So that means
They're really watching a livestream from the Qin Dynasty?
That one-meter-ninety-tall man, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a ridiculously handsome face, who looks so fierce he could scare eight hundred kids to tears in a minute, really is their ancestor, Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng?
And could it really be true that their little cutie is a golden dragon from the Western Sea???
The little cutie swished her dragon tail. “Of course it's true.”
The netizens who saw her grow horns on her head and a tail behind her with their own eyes: Aaaah!!!
Mom, we've made it!
Not only did we see the living Qin Shi Huang, we saw a living dragon too!!!
- She travels to a parallel world. The story is unrelated to official history.
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Yu Yue transmigrates into a book.
She goes from being a powerful sanda athlete to the frail, delicate biological aunt of the male lead in a historical novel.
At this point, the male lead is still a five-year-old boy. According to the plot, her nephew, whom she has never met, has already sent her a letter asking for help. But she misses it because she's on a blind date with a future military-industry big shot, and he ends up being kidnapped by traffickers.
Thinking of the poor little male lead, the despicable traffickers, and, ahem, the commendation for third-class merit, Yu Yue decides to ditch the future military-industry big shot and go find the boy.
*
When Yu Yue finds the little boy, he's skinny and being pinned to the ground by a bigger, chubby kid who is riding him like a horse. Not a single person around them tries to stop it.
Yu Yue's fists clench. One punch for each kid, one punch for each adult. She'll let them taste the fist of justice.
From then on, the little boy has an aunt who always stands up for him, and Yu Yue has a little shadow who follows her lead in everything.
*
Shen Que is a new engineer at Hongqi Machinery Factory. He's young, handsome, and has a bright future, but he's devoted to his career and has no interest in marriage.
To resolve his personal situation, the organization decides to arrange a blind date for him with a gentle, quiet young woman who's as frail as a willow.
Shen Que believes it, until he sees Yu Yue chase a human trafficker through three train cars, catch him, and beat him until he's sprawled on the ground, crying for his mother. Shen Que: ...???
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Jin Zhao is a little phoenix. After unexpectedly learning that she has blood relatives in the human world, she chooses to descend from the heavens to find them.
Unfortunately, she arrives at the wrong time. As soon as she reaches the human world, she discovers that weeks of heavy rain have caused rivers to flood and crops to fail.
The people make offerings at the Dragon King's temple, praying for him to stop the rain, lower the floodwaters, and end the disaster.
Before long, so many offerings have piled up in the Dragon King's temple that there's nowhere left to put them.
The little phoenix, who has been hungry ever since descending to earth: ...
She's going to steal the old Dragon King's customers, chirp!
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On her journey to find her family, Jin Zhao meets a boy who looks a lot like her. He suspects she might be his younger sister.
Jin Zhao suspects the same, so she follows him to Chang'an, where she meets the old crybaby Li Shimin, who bursts into tears the moment he sees her.
Jin Zhao wonders: Is he her father?
Li Shimin: “No, I'm your younger brother.”
The seven-year-old little phoenix: ???
Li Chengqian, who thought the little phoenix was his younger sister: ????
*
When the retired Emperor Li Yuan hears that his youngest daughter, who died twenty-eight years ago, has come back to life, he refuses to believe it. That is, until she comes to demand an explanation from him:
Her younger brother only wanted a throne back then. He wasn't asking for the stars. So why didn't her biased old father just give it to him?
Retired Emperor: ???
Now he's convinced. But also...
Who's the biased one here?
Theme: As heaven's movement is ever vigorous, a gentleman should constantly strive for self-improvement.
Ooc Zheng Ge: It only took me 0 seconds to complete the challenge from hee hee to no hee hee. You should try it too.
It ended unexpectedly [covering face, laughing and crying]
The Dragon King of the West Sea is chasing me, isn't it hahahahaha
? ? ? King Yun, do you really understand this? ! !
Hahahaha I feel like I can call my father-in-law soon
Even though you know everything, you did a great favor to Ao Lie, hahahahaha
It's all over, but I still don't know how the First Emperor turned into a dragon?
Brother Zheng: Hee hee no hee hee [split]
Ah, this is the end. I can't bear to leave [crying] [crying] [crying]
Is it too fast? Well, I wish you all the best~