If You're a Shut-In, You Have to Pair Up with a Yandere

[Coming soon: "Human, You Can Lean on a Bird's Chest"] Otaku bottom x moody, yandere top Shen Lin is an introverted shut-in. Ever since he transmigrated into a book and arrived in this new world, he hasn't wanted to move at all. Who is whose one true love, who is whose cinnabar mole, who's going to chase their wife to the crematorium, who's going to fake their death for a tragic romance: none of it has anything to do with him. He just wants to hole up in a room and stay there until day and night blur together. But the good life didn't last long. The heartless rich family dragged Shen Lin out of his shabby rental and told him he had to attend a marriage alliance. Shen Lin: ...Is that all a novel's illegitimate child is good for? Apparently, the person he's being matched with is the novel's big villain, who failed to win the protagonist's love. He's twisted, and later on he likes to chain people up and walk them around. Shen Lin: ...That's a pretty unusual hobby. But the man's house is over a thousand square meters, with unlimited Wi-Fi, no one to bother him, and a private chef on call 24 hours a day who can cook all eight major regional cuisines. Shen Lin: ...Where's my darling husband? * A friend once cautiously asked Lu Yuting, "The Shen family loves pulling this kind of stunt. You don't have to accept a fake like that. Why not get rid of him?" The other man didn't change expression. He slowly rubbed the prayer beads in his hand and murmured, "He brought his suitcase here himself." His friend: ??? So... Lu Yuting stood up to leave, a ripple appearing in his deep, dark eyes. "I'll let him live for now. I want to see what tricks he's got up his sleeve." But the moment he walked into the house... A tacky song blared like demonic chanting. Colored party lights flashed across the first floor of the villa. The butler, chef, and servants stood around the coffee table with worried expressions, because a drunk young man was standing on it, enthusiastically singing karaoke. Lu Yuting slammed the door shut, a crack appearing in his usually cool expression. But when he opened the door again, the drunk young man had somehow appeared at the entrance. Still dazed, he asked, "How do you have the key to my house?" Lu Yuting: ? Less than two seconds later, the door clicked shut again. Lu Yuting was so angry he laughed. A mighty tycoon top who can turn the clouds and rain with a wave of his hand x a homebody bottom who just wants to stay in Includes a rebirth setup. The bottom has a faint sense of being alive but barely. Marriage first, love later. This is a comedy (not really). Important: A true shut-in and a true yandere. The bottom has a universal heartthrob trait, and there will be running away and faking death. There will be all sorts of handcuffs and other things, hehe. Reading Guide: I remembered that Xiao Chi didn't even have Wi-Fi at the start of that story, and that's just wrong. This one is all about enjoying life at home! "Human, You Can Lean on a Bird's Chest" Bai Linlin died in a car accident and was reincarnated as a secondhand monk parakeet at a bird market. The good news: He never has to go to that awful job again. Chirp chirp chirp! The bad news: Since he can't mimic speech, he's about to be "disposed of." The shop owner made a move to catch him. Bai Linlin immediately flapped around wildly and smacked headfirst into a boy's arms. "Hey!" Bai Linlin chirped frantically, his blue feathers flying. He pretended to have a limp and put on a convincing performance as an accident victim. The owner seemed to catch on and immediately tried to extort the boy. "You injured my bird. You have to pay compensation, at least five hundred, " "I'll buy him." The gloomy boy pulled out his phone and paid. Bai Linlin perched on his shoulder and went home with him. * Song Yu was solitary and world-weary, his wrists covered in scars. He'd brought home a bird from the flower and bird market. He'd originally meant to set it free, but was afraid it would die, so he decided to keep it at home for now. When he went to the kitchen, the little bird flew onto his shoulder. "Chirp chirp chirp." "..." When he went to do his homework, the little bird pecked at a scrap of paper, chattering away. "Chirp chirp chirp." "..." When he went to the bathroom, the little bird swaggered after him. "Chirp chirp." Song Yu slammed the door shut, making the bird see stars. He couldn't even take care of himself, so how could he take care of a bird? Song Yan lay on the bed, his long fingers covering his eyes. The game was still open on the computer screen. His ears were buzzing, and he couldn't hear clearly. At some point, he fell asleep. When he woke up again... "Chirp chirp chirp, you idiot teammate! No going AFK!" "Chirp! Drop dead! I'll blast you with my cannon!" Song Yu sat straight up in bed, his hair sticking up from being squashed, his expression dazed. Bai Linlin kicked the mouse aside with one claw, furious, and hopped around before turning back. "..." "..." The boy covered his face, then stared at it blankly and muttered, "You're a parrot. It's normal for you to talk." Bai Linlin breathed a sigh of relief. But the next second... "But can parrots play video games?" * Ever since coming to the Song family, Bai Linlin had been very satisfied. If nothing else, this enormous villa was exactly to a bird's liking. Whenever Song Yu went to school, Bai Linlin expertly used his bird claws to turn on the computer and play games. Sometimes he pried open the fridge with his beak to treat himself to something delicious. He only later discovered he was different from other little birds, when he realized he could eat human food and started getting plumper by the day. A carrier pigeon flew in through the window. Bai Linlin, monster registration number 247, not yet transformed. Poverty assistance has arrived. With that, it left behind an envelope. Bai Linlin picked up the paper with his beak, but as soon as he finished reading it, the sheet turned to ash and a force flowed into his body. His body began to grow, little by little, and his claws even scraped marks into the floor. He grew to over a meter tall, but... still hadn't transformed. When Song Yu opened the door, a gigantic bird was in his room, its feathers fluffed and chest puffed out. His illness must have gotten worse. Bai Linlin hesitated, then spread his wings and asked uncertainly, "D-do you want to bury your face in them?" ==The little bird loves you== ==A cute pet story== Theme: Love is what gives everyone the strength to keep going.