If You Are a Dead Otaku, You Have to Be with a Yandere

[Pre-receipt: "Human, you can lean on the breast of a bird"] The two-dimensional dead house sufferer vs. The uncertain yandere attack Shen Lin is a dead man. Ever since he came to the new world through the book, he has not wanted to move at all. Who is whose white moonlight, who is whose cinnabar mole, who wants to chase his wife in the crematorium, who wants to die to escape sadistic love, it has nothing to do with him. He just wanted to find a room where he could stay in the dark. But not long after the good days, Shen Lin was dragged out of the shabby rental house by a sinister wealthy family, saying that he wanted to participate in a marriage. Shen Lin: ... Is this the only use of the illegitimate child in the novel? It is said that that person was the main villain in the novel who was unable to woo the protagonist. He had a twisted personality and later liked to tie people up with iron chains for walking. Shen Lin: ... The boss has a very special hobby. But that person's home covers an area of ​​more than 1,000 square meters, with free WiFi and no one to disturb him. A full-time chef is waiting 24 hours a day, and he knows the eight major cuisines in the country. Shen Lin: ... Where is my dear husband? ＊ A friend once asked Lu Yuting tentatively, "The Shen family loves to play tricks like this. There is absolutely no need for you to accept such a fake product. Why not get rid of it." The other party's expression did not change, he slowly stroked the beads on his hand, and whispered softly: "He came here with his suitcase." Friend:? ? ? So Lu Yuting stood up and left, his eyes like a pool of water filled with waves, "If we don't kill him yet, I want to see what tricks this man can do." As soon as I entered the house. Tuhai Tuhai's songs are like magic. Colorful lights are flashing on the first floor of the villa. The housekeeper, chef and servants are surrounding the coffee table with worried expressions, because there is a drunken teenager standing on it singing karaoke seriously. Lu Yuting closed the door, his cold face showing signs of cracking. But when he opened the door again, the drunken boy had already flashed to the door and asked confusedly, "Why do you have the key to my house?" Lu Yuting:? In less than two seconds, the door clicked shut again. Lu Yuting laughed angrily. Flip your hands for the clouds, turn your hands for the rain boss, vs. Stay at home and suffer There is a rebirth setting, and the experience has a faint feeling of being alive and slightly dead. Marriage first, love later. This is a funny article (bushi) Highlights: A real nerd and a real yandere, both have the attributes of being a heartthrob, and there will be a plot to run away and die. There will be a mess of handcuffs2333 Reading guide: It's because I remembered Xiao Mochi's article that there was no wifi at the beginning, which was very bad. This article will make me feel at home! —————— "Man, you can lean on the breast of a bird" Bai Lingling died in a car accident and was reincarnated into a monk parrot in the second-hand market. Good news: He finally doesn't have to go to that bad class anymore, tweet, tweet, tweet! Bad news: He's about to be "dealt with" because he doesn't know how to talk. The shop owner immediately planned to catch him, but Bai Lingling made a sudden decision and flew into the arms of a young man. "Eh!" Bai Lingling chirped wildly, her blue fur flew around, pretending that her leg was lame, as if she was stuck on porcelain. The boss didn't know when they had a tacit understanding, and they immediately blackmailed them. "You hurt my bird, you have to pay compensation, the minimum is five hundred——" "I bought it." The gloomy young man took out his mobile phone and paid the bill. Bai Lingling stood on his shoulder and followed him back home. * Song Yu was lonely and world-weary, with scars on his wrists. He brought back a bird from the flower and bird market. Originally, I wanted to release it, but I was afraid that it would die, so I had to leave it at home first. When he went to the kitchen, the bird flew on his shoulder and said "chirp, chirp, chirp" "..." I went to do my homework, and the bird chirped and pecked at the paper, "chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp "..." When I go to the bathroom, the little bird arrogantly wants to follow, "Tweet, Tweet, Tweet." Song Yu slammed the door, knocking the bird so hard that stars appeared in his eyes. He couldn't even raise himself, so how could he raise a bird? Song Yan was lying on the bed, covering his eyes with his slender fingers. The game on the computer screen was still open, and his ears were ringing and he couldn't hear clearly. I don't know when I fell asleep. When I woke up again... "Jiujiujiu, my teammates, please don't hang up!" "Jiujiu, go to hell! I'll kill you with a big cannon." Song Yu sat up straight on the bed, his hair was curled up, and his face was in a daze. Bai Lingling kicked the mouse away with her paw. She was so angry that she turned around with a bang. "..." "..." The boy covered his face, then looked at it blankly, and said to himself, "You are a parrot, so it is normal for you to be able to talk." Bai Linling breathed a sigh of relief. But the next second. "But can parrots still play games?" * Bai Linling has been very satisfied since she came to the Song family. Apart from anything else, this big villa is very satisfying to Bird. As soon as Song Yu went to school, he skillfully used a bird's claw to open the computer and play games. Occasionally, he uses his beak to pry open the refrigerator and give himself some delicious food. It was only later that he discovered that he was different from other birds. He could eat human food, just as he was becoming more mellow. A homing pigeon flew outside the window. ——Bai Lingling, monster number 247, has not yet transformed, and the poverty subsidy has arrived. After that, he left an envelope. Bai Linling took the paper in her beak, but as soon as she finished reading it, the paper turned into ashes, and a force was injected into her body. Its body began to grow little by little, and its claws even left traces on the floor. It swelled to more than one meter high, but... Still didn't transform. As soon as Song Yu opened the door, a huge bird was in his room, with fluffy feathers and a straight chest. He was probably getting sicker. Bai Linling hesitated for a moment, spread her wings, and asked him hesitantly, "Do you want to bury it?" ==Chicken loves you very much== ==Cute Pet Articles== Intention: Love is the driving force that supports everyone to go on