Being a Salty Fish in Paranoid Literature

Pre-collection of "If you are a dead house, you have to be with a yandere", the copy is at the bottom [Sour cookies, there is a reading guide at the bottom] [Reject piracy comments] [I will edit the following] Xu Ruchi woke up from an unlucky social animal and turned into a little white flower of paranoid literature... Although it cannot be resisted by the shoulders or lifted by the hands, it does not prevent the protagonist from sticking to himself and achieving the BE ending through a lose-lose method. "..." Xu Ruchi lowered his eyes and looked at his slender and pale wrist, sighing helplessly. If this clicks, it will probably break... But why do we have to go on a hunger strike? The other party is so proactive in providing luxurious accommodation and food services, so... Why not choose to accept it? Isn't it good to make salted fish? * Qin Sheng returned to the villa one day and saw the housekeeper carrying the untouched breakfast with a troubled expression and coldly walking upstairs... "Are you still on hunger strike?" "Master, actually -" The door opened directly, but the expected scene of the other party crying and crying did not appear, because the person on the bed was sleeping comfortably, even snoring sweetly. It turned out to be because I slept until noon and skipped lunch. The ball on the bed seemed to hear a noise and said vaguely: "Help me close the curtains..." "..." * The sad social beast who only wants to be laid back and suffer& the psychotic boss who pretends to be a good guy in paranoid literature Reading guide: 1. It's more about daily life, emotional flow, and no big plot. 2. Attack and receive 1v1, each side only has the other. 3. Some settings are from the original book and will be explained later. 4. There is a sub-CP, but the overall role is not much. 5. The character is different from ordinary people (the three views are not correct), and there are coercive behaviors in the early stage, and the whole text has fantasy elements. (There are indeed treasures in need, quick lightning protection, and mandatory plots.) 6. Remember, this is just a story, don't be too involved with reality and superiors (pen refills) 7. Attacking and receiving are not in the category of normal love and are not reference. Babies with a strong sense of morality may need lightning protection. 8. There are comments in this article similar to "It's too weak, like bg". If necessary, avoid lightning in time. 9. If you can accept the above, then you can take a look at this story. (Xiao Zhi Bi Xin Xin~) —————————————————————— Pre-receipt copy: "If you're a nerd, you have to date a yandere" ★Suffer: Shen Lin Attack: Lu Yuting Shen Lin has not wanted to move at all since he traveled through the book and came to the new world. Who is whose white moonlight, who is whose cinnabar mole, who wants to chase his wife in the crematorium, who wants to die to escape sadistic love, it has nothing to do with him. He just wanted to find a room where he could stay in the dark. But not long after the good days, Shen Lin was dragged out of the shabby rental house by a sinister wealthy family, saying that he wanted to participate in a marriage. Shen Lin: ... Is this the only use of the illegitimate child in the novel? It is said that that person was the main villain in the novel who was unable to woo the protagonist. He had a twisted personality and later liked to tie people up with iron chains for walking. Shen Lin: ... The boss has a very special hobby. But that person's home covers an area of ​​more than 1,000 square meters, with free WiFi and no one to disturb him. A full-time chef is waiting 24 hours a day, and he knows the eight major cuisines in the country. Shen Lin: ... Where is my dear husband? ＊ A friend once asked Lu Yuting tentatively, "The Shen family loves to play tricks like this. There is absolutely no need for you to accept such a fake product. Why not get rid of it." The other party's expression did not change, he slowly stroked the beads on his hand, and whispered softly: "He came here with his suitcase." Friend:? ? ? So Lu Yuting stood up and left, his eyes like a pool of water filled with waves, "If we don't kill him yet, I want to see what tricks this man can do." As soon as I entered the house. Tuhai Tuhai's songs are like magic. Colorful lights are flashing on the first floor of the villa. The housekeeper, chef and servants are surrounding the coffee table with worried expressions, because there is a drunken teenager standing on it singing karaoke seriously. Lu Yuting closed the door, his cold face showing signs of cracking. But when he opened the door again, the drunken boy had already flashed to the door and asked confusedly, "Why do you have the key to my house?" Lu Yuting:? In less than two seconds, the door clicked shut again. Lu Yuting laughed angrily. Flip your hands for the clouds, turn your hands for the rain boss, vs. Stay at home and suffer There is a rebirth setting, and the experience has a faint feeling of being alive and slightly dead. Marriage first, love later. This is a funny article (bushi) Highlights: Really nerdy and really yandere There will be a mess of handcuffs2333 Reading guide: It's because I remembered Xiao Mochi's article that there was no wifi at the beginning, which was very bad. This article will make me feel at home! Intention: Learn to enjoy life instead of being forced by life.