Synopsis 1:
The serious explanation for the title:
Witchers Only Die in Battle, Never of Old Age or Illness
The not-so-serious explanation for the title:
A hundred-year-old Witcher with no idea he’s a scumbag top, who keeps flirting around and accidentally leaves ex-boyfriends all over the multiverse, eventually gets “sabotaged” by his furious exes working together. Along the way, he nearly bites the dust but refuses to admit it, stubbornly insisting he’s fine.
Basically, the protagonist travels between worlds, picking up way too many boyfriends, with occasional harem drama and adventures along the way (?).
Synopsis 2:
The Conjunction of the Spheres brought chaotic magic to the Continent, along with monsters from many other worlds. To fight the endless waves of monsters, powerful mages eventually created a breed of monster experts, made to hunt monsters: Witchers.
A Witcher is both a profession and a race. They thrived when monsters were numerous, but as monster numbers dwindled, they fell into decline and nearly went extinct.
Now, the space-time rifts caused by the Conjunction of the Spheres are growing more numerous once again.
1. A crossover of games and the DC/Marvel worlds. I have lots of ideas I want to write, so this will probably be pretty long. It’s just a passion project, so please leave me lots of comments (sob).
2. The main world is set about seven hundred years after the events of The Witcher 3, sometime after 2019 on the Continent. You could consider it half original, since I’ve added plenty of altered canon details. The original characters will take a while to appear...
3. Based on the outline, the story will include:
Besides the main world, in no particular order:
The Witcher games 1, 2, and 3 + the Witcher novels (main world)
Baldur’s Gate 3, A Song of Ice and Fire, Hades 1 and 2, Our Flag Means Death, What We Do in the Shadows (TV and film), The Vampire Chronicles, Good Omens, Love, Death & Robots, Doctor Who, Van Helsing, Merlin, Kingsman, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Divinity: Original Sin 2, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Stardew Valley, Dave the Diver, Pirates of the Caribbean, Assassin’s Creed Syndicate (more to come)
4. Serious in tone, with the main plot taking priority and romance secondary. Not a one-on-one pairing, and not for readers who require exclusive pairings. The Witcher’s choice is to have them all (clasped hands.jpg).
5. This is a chaotic crossover stew by an author who loves older men. Digital paper uncles are the best (roaring.jpg).
6. Original characters generally won’t be killed off. If it seems like I’ve killed one, wait for me to fill in the missing pieces later. Canon couples generally won’t be split up, but I may add someone to the mix (?).
7. I’m thinking the first world he transmigrates to will be Greek mythology. The romantic direction will be extremely obvious (meaningful, suggestive look).
Theme: Saving the world, every single day
Recently there was a video about what will happen if Stardew Valley is abandoned for a thousand years. In it there are children who will never grow up. Haili goes crazy and puts decorations everywhere in her house hahahahaha
I'm just about to get to the point. Boss, you are so cruel. [Crying] [Crying] Let's have a good fight with the baby spider and the scumbag [please]. One is an ignorant boy who longs for family and love, and the other is a philanthropic love saint living in the grass. It would be great if he could also collect the baby spider. [Orange candy] I got it (greedy. Okay) , you won't agree with the two-sucking and one-sucking method, then please ask the boss to play a special game and let the baby spider eat until it vomits, gets sick of it, and can't eat it for a few days (after all, it may be a special one-time gnawing on the buttocks, and it will be very uncomfortable if I don't repay it hard) (play more and love more [please] [please] [please] [please]
Tickling Box (where did the manuscript go?
What a quick and long update! Happy✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
Any ideas? (Wife +1? [Eating melon]
Stardew Valley? ? ? Will there be a certain d, a certain c, a certain comic, and a certain v in the later stage?
Dumb—I'm just so pretentious... Forget it, just give me the spider butt [shy]
Big Silver Pie is great [bad laugh] but what about my butt cheek extra [shy]
Wait, I'm stuck on high c again [crying] I've learned bad things
[Please] That's awesome, my lord! There are two chapters in one click, which is so cool. I'm really looking forward to the new story. It feels much better to follow a small unit drama than to follow a long story. I don't know if there will be new poker friends in the future, but I feel that there are already so many poker friends that sometimes I wonder why I haven't fallen asleep yet.
Recently there was a video about what will happen if Stardew Valley is abandoned for a thousand years. In it there are children who will never grow up. Haili goes crazy and puts decorations everywhere in her house hahahahaha
I'm just about to get to the point. Boss, you are so cruel. [Crying] [Crying] Let's have a good fight with the baby spider and the scumbag [please]. One is an ignorant boy who longs for family and love, and the other is a philanthropic love saint living in the grass. It would be great if he could also collect the baby spider. [Orange candy] I got it (greedy. Okay) , you won't agree with the two-sucking and one-sucking method, then please ask the boss to play a special game and let the baby spider eat until it vomits, gets sick of it, and can't eat it for a few days (after all, it may be a special one-time gnawing on the buttocks, and it will be very uncomfortable if I don't repay it hard) (play more and love more [please] [please] [please] [please]
Tickling Box (where did the manuscript go?
What a quick and long update! Happy✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
Any ideas? (Wife +1? [Eating melon]
Stardew Valley? ? ? Will there be a certain d, a certain c, a certain comic, and a certain v in the later stage?
Dumb—I'm just so pretentious... Forget it, just give me the spider butt [shy]
Big Silver Pie is great [bad laugh] but what about my butt cheek extra [shy]
Wait, I'm stuck on high c again [crying] I've learned bad things
[Please] That's awesome, my lord! There are two chapters in one click, which is so cool. I'm really looking forward to the new story. It feels much better to follow a small unit drama than to follow a long story. I don't know if there will be new poker friends in the future, but I feel that there are already so many poker friends that sometimes I wonder why I haven't fallen asleep yet.