The Otherworldly Lord Starts by Unboxing Packages

Good news: Yi Ning has been reborn, and she's now the daughter of an imperial duke. Bad news: This is another world where magic reigns supreme, and she's the only useless person on the continent with no magic at all. No matter. If she can't be the protagonist of a thrilling comeback story, a slow-paced life of farming sounds nice too. It's just that her territory is so inhospitable that she'll starve to death before her crops even grow! Just when all hope seems lost, an unreliable-sounding golden finger finally comes online: “Ding! Congratulations on becoming a new creator for 【Happy Unboxing: Mystery Parcel】. Take on the challenge of starting your survival journey with mystery boxes sent by your fans!” Full of hope, Yi Ning opens the parcel... She flings the table in frustration! What normal fan sends a creator who's about to starve a powerful digestive aid?! After getting the System, Yi Ning receives mystery parcels from different planes every day. Instant noodles, snacks, and fishing rods are normal enough, but why are there Foundation Establishment Pills from cultivation fans, laser swords from interstellar fans, and genetically engineered dogs from apocalypse fans? System, I want to file a complaint! Someone sent me a live animal! And what's with this copy of The Prince? Are they expecting a magicless loser like her to conquer another world?! Please, fans, stop messing around! Several years later... A handsome, dashing priest publicly berates the queen at court. “I'm talented and good-looking, and the envoys inviting me to their countries stretch all the way to the elven lands, yet you want to marry a dragon?” Yi Ning scratches her head. “But he said he'd give me a whole sea as my dowry.” The priest: “...” All right, I'll leave you to it. Deep-Sea Dragon Palace. Dragon King: “Son, I feel like the Wulan Sea has been a bit quiet lately. Any idea why?” Miumiu'er stuffs a Shadow Crab Emperor into a dowry chest. “Huh? I have no idea!” ---*The author's completed comedy about running an otherworldly restaurant, The Otherworldly Cafeteria Is Open, is available on her author page.*--- Coming soon: Running a Cultivation Realm The long-abandoned Mystic Demon Realm has finally welcomed its eighteenth demon king: Nuoyan, who grew up in the mortal realm. Standing atop the Demon-Suppressing Tower, she looks down at her subjects and begins with the words, “Demons, times have changed!” The group of scrawny little demons exchange glances, but it doesn't take long for them to experience the changes their king was talking about firsthand. Not only have the times changed, but the cultivators who used to attack them on sight have changed too. These cultivators are a little strange, though. The demon king usually calls them players. They jump at everything as if they've never seen the world, and though they're weak, they love provoking others. In short, they're nothing like anyone she's met before... Inside the Demon King's Hall. Nuoyan directs her subordinates through rows of mystic mirrors: “Bone Demon, slow down a little! A pile of bones running that fast is going to get complaints from the players!” “Little fox, a player has gone off course. Toss out a treasure chest to lure them back!” “Peachwood Ghost, the spirit herbs in the western district are almost all gone. Go restock them!” “Black Bear Spirit, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't attack players while they're opening their inventory! Make that mistake again and I'll punish you by making you an NPC guide!” “Report!” A fuzzball creature squeaks and rolls into the hall. “Your Majesty, the elegant and refined White Crane Immortal Lord and the handsome, peerlessly charming Golden Civet Demon King are fighting in the realm!” “Let them fight,” Nuoyan says without looking back. “Remember to have the Mirror Demon record it for a promotional video.” Wait, no! She quickly drops what she's doing and runs out. Today is the day the Special Administration Bureau for Industry and Commerce is coming to inspect them. She absolutely cannot let them ruin her chances of winning an award for her full-immersion VR gaming center, 【Cultivation Realm】! Theme: Every life can shine