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What should I do? I woke up as Lockhart!
And Lockhart had already started carrying out his evil plan, with an innocent, kind-hearted wizard lying stunned at his feet.
An idea struck him. He eagerly helped the victim, who was just coming around, to his feet.
"I've heard about your legendary adventures. Would you be willing to sign an exclusive publishing contract with me?"
Whatever came before, from now on I'm an overzealous editor whose life goal is to publish the bestselling nonfiction books!
[Dumbledore, in his office, asked in confusion, "Why are you applying for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position?"
Gazing at the greatest wizard alive, an unpublished autobiography and a walking goldmine of a potential author, he dropped to one knee in excitement. "My idol, I want to follow you for the rest of my life!"]
[Grindelwald sneered from his tower. "You dare break into Nurmengard in the middle of the night. Who sent you?"
He quickly switched into work mode. "Our publishing house plans to release a special edition of Dumbledore's biography, titled 'The Romance of the Century.' Since it involves your likeness rights, and we've learned you're still alive, we've come to request your authorization..."
"What kind of nonsense is this..."
"The book comes with a gorgeous 40-page illustrated booklet featuring the two of you, including 'A Summer of Passion' and 'Love Locked in the Tower.' They're all by the finest wizard illustrators. Look at this kabedon-themed one: even the tiniest exchange of glances crackles with tension..."
Grindelwald: "I'll take a hundred to start."]
[Tom Riddle, in the diary, tried to tempt him. "Do you want fame, money, and a position no one can rival?"
He replied, "Sounds like you really want all that! How about you sign this author contract first?"
Tom, unable to sign a magical contract: "Is this guy seriously messed up?"]
As he sought out authors and protected them, he never imagined that he, who couldn't do anything at all, would ultimately become the person with the most tumultuous life of all.
[After transmigrating into Lockhart, he does good deeds, gets a happy ending, saves Sirius, and brings the old GGAD couple together. A hilarious and heartwarming story.]
Theme: Do good deeds and enjoy a happy life
I hope Grindelwald seeing the devil's advocate will definitely bring joy to his old life.
It's so miserable. What's wrong with cute little Luna? She just wants to help you 🐶
Send your friends to Nurmengard quickly!!
Merlin, Grindelwald is chasing Luo's weird fanfic, congratulations Luo
Ah, who is a Veela, good fellow?
No, cp is the opposite!!! [Anger][anger][anger][anger][anger]
Remus! Werewolf teaching you how to guard against werewolves is a bit of a joke 😂
Finished?!!!! No, look at my concubine again [Xingxingyan]
Jill... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Very interesting subject matter, looking forward to updates!