In his previous life, Zeng Yu was a puppet savior elevated to godhood in the apocalypse. People worshipped and revered him, gazing at him with fervent, nauseating eyes. They didn’t know that, as a bionic human, he had no feelings or desires, and every action he took was driven by commands.
After transmigrating, he became an unremarkable bookworm NPC in a danmei novel, sharing a room with the young villainous heir.
Zeng Yu enjoyed his life now. He enjoyed having skin that could bleed red and a fragile heart that could be broken with ease. He enjoyed walking down the street like air, with no one staring at him with obsessive eyes.
The only unusual variable was the young heir.
The young heir was a foolish, spoiled brat. Even though Zeng Yu adjusted the shower temperature every time, the other boy still managed to get into trouble and cry out halfway through his shower.
Then he would call Zeng Yu in, crouch on the floor, and show him his injured leg with a pitiful look.
Zeng Yu was used to it. He would usually wipe the fog from his glasses and say blankly, “Put your clothes on first.”
But the young heir would cry out angrily and slam the door, sending him away. “Bookworm! Go spend the rest of your life with your stupid books!”
Zeng Yu frowned, wondering why the young heir wasn’t reacting the way he did in the book when Zeng Yu was following his character setting.
Still, whenever he heard quiet sobbing from the bathroom, Zeng Yu would take a towel inside and carry the villain out. Otherwise, he’d be stuck in there all night, and Zeng Yu wouldn’t get to shower.
The young heir would sneak a glance at him with red, rabbit-like eyes. Zeng Yu thought he was exceptionally good at crying. He’d be better off as an actor than a singer.
Before he could offer that advice, the young heir muttered, “Sleep with me tonight, or I might bump my injury.”
Zeng Yu: “Okay.”
The young heir: “...”
That’s why he hates straight men the most o(*≧д≦)o!!
Little scene
After they kissed, Zeng Yu said, “From now on, you’re only allowed to do that with me.”
The young heir blushed. “What do you mean...? Are you confessing to me?”
Zeng Yu: “If that’s what you think, then yes.”
The young heir immediately bristled. “What’s that supposed to mean? Are you messing with me?”
Zeng Yu: “I’m not messing with you.”
The young heir demanded, “Then what do you mean?”
Zeng Yu said flatly, “I don’t know.”
The young heir: “You don’t know?”
Zeng Yu: “I don’t understand confessions, or familial love, friendship, or romantic love.”
The young heir was furious. “You don’t understand anything. Are you a robot or something?”
Zeng Yu stared at him in surprise. For the first time, he thought the boy was clever. “You guessed it?”
The young heir: “...” I’m going to punch you into the next world.
The young heir propped his chin on his hand, sulking and close to tears with anger.
Zeng Yu: “Then I’ll be more specific.”
The young heir turned away, too annoyed to respond.
Zeng Yu said seriously, “Of all these people, you’re the only one I want to kiss. And I hope you only want to kiss me, too.”
The young heir: “...”
The young heir: “?”
The young heir flung himself into Zeng Yu’s arms, sobbing loudly.
You little menace, you’re obviously so good at sweet-talking. Why were you pretending otherwise?!
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