The first time Qiao Di ever went to a nightclub, her big brother caught her.
"Nightclubs are full of people ruled by dopamine who see someone hot and get ideas. You'd better not come here again."
Paul "Saw Her and Got Ideas" Maldini: Uh... Marco, let me explain.
Later, the Maine Coon successfully won the little swan, and the big swan finally realized what was going on.
"Shocking! Milan's captain-in-waiting and Ballon d'Or star suspected of an irreconcilable conflict. What happened?" - La Gazzetta dello Sport
The big swan dropped his elegant composure and exploded in anger: "My junior is dating my sister! How is that supposed to be resolved?"
P.S. Marco van Basten's ankle will fare a little better, but his career will mostly remain unchanged.
Warning: Istanbul will not be fixed!!!
Most of the story is sweet romance, though, so please mind the warnings!
Theme: Kitty, let me kiss you. I will love Milan forever
